Santa Claus

John Goodman

Sparky

Chris Kattan

Mrs. Claus

Delta Burke

Jangle

Ethan Suplee

Iggy Thistlewhite

Dylan Minnette

Jingle

Eddie Griffin

Heat Miser

Harvey Fierstein

Snow Miser

Michael McKean

Mother Nature

Carol Kane

Santa's Dresser

Carson Kressley

Mayor Thistlewhite

Robert C. Treveiler

Officer Jefferson

Marcus Lyle Brown

Boothe

Jack Watkins

Rachel Thistlewhite

Lara Grice

Abominable Snowman

Tracey Walter

Artemis

Tina Parker

Clop

Jody Thompson

Herself

Laura Schlessinger

Hercules

Jack La Lanne

Julie Kadlubowski-Sanchez

Andrea Powell

Ring Announcer

Aaron Beelner

Animal Control Supervisor

John McConnell

Dog Catcher

Matthew Carroll

Wilkes

Todd Terry

Nerd Elf

Billy Slaughter

Toy Rep

Daniel Magill

Gleam Elf

Noelle Monteleone

Dr. Broadbeam

David Blackwell

Eric Gipson

Teacher

Anne Quackenbush

Seedy Santa

Fred Ellis

Odessa Feaster

Maggie Myatt

Elf Reporter

Lana Underwood

School Boy

Hunter Ballard

Dodie Brown

Rendell Bryce

Andrei Constantinescu

Kip Cummings

Brooke Devenney

Chris Freihofer

Deborah R. Jones

Daniel Lachman

Amber Dawn Landrum

Mike Martindale

Desiree Page

Ashley-Anne Parker

Cynthia Riser