Mike

David Walliams

Granny

Julia McKenzie

Ben

Reece Buttery

Linda

Miranda Hart

Raj

Harish Patel

Mr Parker

Rob Brydon

The Queen

Joanna Lumley

Flavio Flavoli

Robbie Williams

Herself

Claudia Winkleman

PC McClintock

Steve Speirs

Beefeater

Patrick Brennan

Terrence

George Hill

Florence

India Ria Amarteifio

Doctor Long

Leo Wringer

Doctor Edwards

Tim Frances

Hospital visitor

Hugh O'Brien

Judge

Russell Dixon

Chief Inspector

Tim Bentinck

Policeman

Max Olesker

Police Officer

Michael Haydon

CO19 Armed Police Officer

Glenn Webster

Vicar

Robin George

Hospital Patient

Tina Simmons