Colin

Michael Sheen

Ron

Mark Addy

The Crafty Cockney

Eric Bristow

Geoff

Jim Carter

Sonja

Celia Imrie

Darts Announcer

Russ Bray

Mandy

Ruth Jones

Sarah

Phillipa Peak

Ian

Mark Strong

Sandra

Jane Robbins

Zippy

Paul Shane

Ebony

Jade Rhodes

Deno

Alan Williams

Shady

James Corden

Craig

Joe Dempsie

Trevor

Rupert Procter

Bob Derby

Rob Jarvis

Dennis

Bill Rodgers

Herself

Kate Rusby

Andy

Silas-Paul Simpson

Russ

Russell Hayes

Mick

Paul Slack

Service Station Waitress

Emily Aston

Gulliver's Kingdom Soldier (uncredited)

Paul Popplewell

Forest Man

Raymond Waring

Troupe Leader

Romy Baskerville

"Nessun Dorma" Manager

Tony Monroe

Nessun Dorma" Barmaid

Margaret Blakemore

Motorbike Salesman

Jason Hamer

Coach Driver

Mel Gibson

Greenie

Hazel Monaghan