Roland Sharp

Tommy Lee Jones

Percy Stevens

Cedric the Entertainer

Anne

Christina Milian

Therese

Paula Garcés

Evie

Monica Keena

Heather

Vanessa Ferlito

Barb

Kelli Garner

Molly McCarthy

Anne Archer

Eddie Zane

Brian Van Holt

Ranger Holt

Shea Whigham

Ranger Riggs

Terry Parks

Morgan Ball

Curtis Armstrong

Margaret Swanson

Liz Vassey

Captain Nichols

R. Lee Ermey

Ranger Riggs

Terry Dale Parks

Emma Sharp

Shannon Marie Woodward

Binky Beauregard

Paget Brewster

Tommy

Ash Christian

Jimmy

Mark Hanson

James Richard Perry

James Richard Perry

TV Reporter

Sarah Monahan

Pizza Delivery Guy

Nar Williams

James

James Vincent

Newspaper Reporter

Robert Newell

Jack Carter

Tom Reynolds

Border Bus Driver

Jimmy Ortega

Himself

Rick Perry

John Cortland

Stephen Bruton

Courthouse Reporter

Bo Kane

Cortland's Attorney

Lucien Douglas

Clay

Lucas Calhoun

Campus Guy

Chase Ryan Jeffery

Local Stud

Christopher Dahlberg

Warehouse Officer

Jesse De Luna

Announcer

David Dunard

Director

Stephen Herek