Deuce Bigalow

Rob Schneider

T.J. Hicks

Eddie Griffin

Gaspar Voorsboch

Jeroen Krabbé

Heinz Hummer

Til Schweiger

Rodrigo

Carlos Ponce

Chadsworth Buckingham, III

Douglas Sills

Gian-Carlo

Charles Keating

Eva

Hanna Verboom

Enzo Giarraputo

Alex Dimitriades

Dutch Gigolo

Edwin Alofs

Assapopoulos Mariolis

Kostas Sommer

Frenchman

Fred Armisen

Dutch Anchorman

Bastiaan Ragas

Lily

Zoe Telford

Mahmoud

Federico Dordei

Canadian College Kid

Johnny de Mol

Antoine Laconte

Oded Fehr

Svetlana

Miranda Raison

Bikecop

Nicolas de Pruyssenaere

Lil' Kim (as Topper)

Tony Fish

Cop

Erik de Vogel

Skytriss

Johnny Vaugn

Lady in Castle

Elisabetta Canalis

Black Man in Airport

Willie Gault

News Reporter

Bobbi Sue Luther

Sexy Window Washer

Katie Downes

Scandinavian woman

Chantal Janzen

Greta the Hunchback

Dana Goodman

Beautiful Woman in Painting

Kelly Brook

Billy

Vincent Martella

Kaiser

Jimmy Gardner

Lil' Kim

Topper

Jimmy

Kris McKay

Topless Weather Lady

Monika Kuczowska

Diego Verga

Hilton Myburgh

Reporter - Man-Whore Awards

Alex Zane

Louisa, the Dirty Girl

Rachel Stevens

Kate Bigalow (uncredited)

Arija Bareikis

Security Guard

Joop Kasteel

Naked Bike Cop (uncredited)

John Farley

The Big-Eared Girl

Julia Wolov

Earl McManus (uncredited)

Norm Macdonald

Javier Sandooski (uncredited)

Adam Sandler

Heavy-set Maid

Wimie Wilhelm

Newscaster Susie Parks

SuChin Pak

News Reporter

Wes Takahashi

Newscaster

Sylvana Simons

Older Blind Woman

Veronica Devenish

Newscaster

Heather Campbell

Dolphin Handler

Andreas Wolmuth

Spa Attendant

Nicolette van Dam

Newscaster

Heather Anne Campbell

Wealthy Woman in Car

Mickey Hoogendijk

Canadian College Kid

Matthew Segal

Woman in Airplane

Pilar Schneider

Older European Blind Woman

Jean Challis

Production Assistant

Joshua Rubin

Man in Robe

Kenan Raven

Red Light District Girl

Rebecca Rule

Man Whore Union Doorman

Cees Geel

Topless Weather Lady

Rachel Bachofner

Topless Weather Lady

Astrid Knoop

Zucchini Gigolo

Daan Schuurmans

Porn Midget

Edwin Adolfs

Woman in Airplane

Pilar M. Schneider

Cop

Erik de Vogal

Marlene Alsmere

Skytriss

Pakistani Man

Narsingh Balwantsingh

Wealthy Woman in Car

Micky Hoogendijk

Blind Woman in Net

Bobbi Aron

The Big-Eared Girl

Julia Lea Wolov

Jean Reno

Johnny Vaughan

Johnny Vaughan