Stanley Stupid

Tom Arnold

Joan Stupid

Jessica Lundy

Buster Stupid

Bug Hall

Petunia Stupid

Alex McKenna

Colonel Neidermeyer

Mark Metcalf

Lieutenant Neal

Matt Keeslar

The Lloyd

Frankie Faison

Evil Sender

Christopher Lee

Charles Sender

Bob Keeshan

Stanley's Neighbor

Robert Wise

Glamorous Actress

Jenny McCarthy

Late Night Show Host

David Ferry

Policeman

Scott Kraft

TV Director

Norman Jewison

Garbageman No. 1

Victor Ertmanis

Garbageman No. 2

Earl Williams

TV Studio Guard

Atom Egoyan

Talk Show Guest No. 1

Gillo Pontecorvo

Chinese Waiter No. 1

George Chiang

Postal Supervisor

David Cronenberg

Graffiti Artist

Max Landis

Gas Station Attendant

Costa-Gavras

Jade Palace Hostess

Carol Ng

Explosive Guy

Anthony J. Mifsud

Chinese Waiter No. 2

Arthur Eng

Meter Maid

Jennifer Dean

Talk Show Hostess

Rolonda Watts

Extremely Tall Guy

Garry Robbins

Arms Buyer No. 1

Nicu Branzea

Arms Buyer No. 2

Richard Crook

Reporter No. 1

Gurinder Chadha

Reporter No. 2

Mick Garris

Bad Guy

Rick Avery

Soldier

Jeremy Ratchford

Green Alien

John Stoneham Jr.

Orange Alien

Ken Quinn

Alien Stewardess

Gillian Vanderbugh

Deli Guy

Harvey Atkin

Special Forces Guy

Markus Parilo

Taxi Driver

Walter Alza

Airbag Woman

Mo Kelso

Anchorwoman

Sherry Miller

Delivery Guy

Jeff Clarke

TV Assistant Director

Wendy Hopkins

Make-Up Woman

Jacqueline McLeod

French Chef

Frederic Devancker

Talk Show Guest No. 2

Nicholas Rice

Talk Show Guest No. 3

Julie Champnella

Henchman No. 1

Philip Akin

Henchman No. 2

Kevin Conway

Checkpoint Guard

Carol Anderson

Cop No. 1

Fiona Highet

Cop No. 2

Phillip Jarrett

Cop No. 3

Jim Amross

Cop No. 4

Wayne Ward

Xylophone & Kitty (voice)

Michael Bell