Jerry

Cuba Gooding Jr.

Nick

Horatio Sanz

Gabriella

Roselyn Sánchez

Felicia

Vivica A. Fox

Hector

Maurice Godin

Lloyd Faversham

Roger Moore

Sonja

Lin Shaye

Inga

Victoria Silvstedt

Sheri

Jennifer Gareis

Felicia's Dad

Richard Roundtree

Ron

Zen Gesner

Tom

Ken Hudson Campbell

Steven

William Bumiller

Perry

Noah York

Captain

Bob Gunton

Brian

Artie Lange

Pia

Li Schmalenbach

Marshall

Steven M. Porter

Pia

Li Hagman

Larry

Jerry Collins

Brian's Boyfriend

Will Ferrell

The Priest

Thomas Lennon

Man on Deck

Phillip Krevoy

Robbie

Eddie Driscoll

Contestant

Steve Hudson

Bachelor

Andrew Whelan

Bachelor

Brian Pollack

Grandpa

Norman Krevoy

Grandma

Cecile Krevoy

Man at Railing

Glenn D. Feig

Lloyd's Date

Mert Rich

Massage Client

Donte Calarco

Pilot

Brad Krevoy*

Inga's Dad

Christoph Quest

Inga's Mother

Wieslawa Weselowska

Masseuse

Martin Richert

S&M Guy

Roger Mussenden

Andre

Norbert Heisterkamp

Bridgit

Jami Ferrell

Swedish Suntanning Team Member

Clara May Beasley

Swedish Suntanning Team Member

Margo Castor

Swedish Suntanning Team Member

Evangelia Geovanekou

Swedish Suntanning Team Member

Katharina Maassen

Swedish Suntanning Team Member

Sandra Martellotta

Swedish Suntanning Team Member

Barbara Matziris

Swedish Suntanning Team Member

Diana Pink

Swedish Suntanning Team Member

Michelle Ruben

Swedish Suntanning Team Member

Jennifer Stehr

Swedish Suntanning Team Member

Katie Vigers

Swedish Suntanning Team Member

Anja Weber

Hawaiian Tropic Team Member

Sterling Rice

Hawaiian Tropic Team Member

Cheryl Connell

Hawaiian Tropic Team Member

Bjorg Lovstad

Hawaiian Tropic Team Member

Linda Mitchell

Hawaiian Tropic Team Member

Nofit Shevach

Hawaiian Tropic Team Member

Tatjana Tutan

Hawaiian Tropic Team Member

Veroniqa Wallens

Hawaiian Tropic Team Member

Erica Johnson

Hydra Tourist

Jack Baldwin

Hydra Tourist

John Baldwin

Hydra Tourist

Shawn Scott

Tom

Kenneth Hudson Campbell

Director

Mort Nathan