Dr. Otto VonSchnick / Rudd Hardtact / Laughin' Jack / Guy Dandy / Auntie Nelda / Ernest P. Worrell

Jim Varney

Lance

Myke Mueller

Otto's Head-Hand

Glenn Petach

Lance Sterling

Myke R. Mueller

Doris Talbot

Jackie Welch

Slave Willie/Kegler

Daniel Butler

Tina Nelson

Esther Huston

Otto's Head Hand

Glenn Petech

Rhonda Sue

Tina Goetze

Monique

Jennifer Wood

Bank President Rutherford

David Landon

Lance's Dad

Winslow Stillman

V.P. #1

Mac Bennett

Herr Vonschnick

Irv Kane

Mme. Vonschnick

Leslie Potter

Lance's Mom

Mary Jane Harvill

Man at Autoteller

Bill Middleton

Drunk

Mac Pirkle

Newswoman

Terri Merryman

Science Fair Judge

John B. Murrey

The Dump

Jimmy Jacobs

President of the USA

Carl Graves

Gas Station Attendant

Bill Byrge

Miss Apple

Joey Anderson

Suburbantie

Royce Clark

Bank Officer

Henry Arnold