Larry

Sean Hayes

Curly

Will Sasso

Moe

Chris Diamantopoulos

Mother Superior

Jane Lynch

Sister Rosemary

Jennifer Hudson

Lydia

Sofía Vergara

Mac

Craig Bierko

Mr. Harter

Stephen Collins

Sister Mary-Mengele

Larry David

Teddy

Kirby Heyborne

Mrs. Harter

Carly Craig

Sister Bernice

Kate Upton

Sister Ricarda

Marianne Leone

Monsignor Ratliffe

Brian Doyle-Murray

The Situation

Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino

Snooki

Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi

J-Wowww

Jenni "JWoww" Farley

Ronnie

Ronnie Magro*

Ronnie

Ronnie Ortiz-Magro

Sammi

Sammi "Sweetheart" Giancola

Murph

Avalon Robbins

Young Moe

Skyler Gisondo

Peezer

Max Charles

Sammi

Sammi 'Sweetheart' Giancola

Young Teddy

Jake Peck

Young Larry

Lance Chantiles-Wertz

Head Nurse

Patty Ross

Young Curly

Robert Capron

Officer Armstrong

Lee Armstrong

Ling

Emy Coligado

Carbunkle

Ray Collins

Moe's Hip Executive

Isaiah Mustafa

Executive

Mark J. Kogan

Camera Man

Steve Tyler

Moe's Audition Staff

Michael D'Allessio

Moe's Audition Staff

Donna D'Allessio

Child #1

Bob Kocsis

Child #2

Apple Kocsis

Executive

Mark Kogan

Golf Superintendent Dave Lamson

Jackie Flynn

Heavyset Woman

Sandra Dorsey

Japanese Chef

Vince Canlas

Jon Hamm

Ric Reitz

Maid

Caryl Lippman West

Maid

Caryl West

Orderly

Sayed Badreya

Production Security Guard

Johnny Seal

Terrified Nun

Debbie Walker

Tour Guide

Michael L. Kuhn

Terrified Nun

Deborah Walker

Woman Reporter

Pam Smith

Woman Reporter

Pamela Smith

Balloon Girl

Kyla Kenedy

Lucy Thomas

Nun

Erin Allin O'Reilly

Nun

Caitlin Colford

Young Boy at Party

Charlie G. Thomas

Nun

Mariann Neary

Gang Banger

Jesse Farrelly

Laundry Worker

Patricia French

French Chef

Danny Smith

Officer Mycroft

Roy Jenkins

Staple in Hat Guy

Barry Guy

Balloon Girl

Kyla Kennedy White*

Policeman #3

Matthew L. Collins

Party Security

Jonathan S. Kennedy

Nun

Caroline Scott

Nurse Crotchet

Lin Shaye

Orphan

Myron Parker Wright

Orphan

J.R. Fondessy

Weezer

Reid Meadows

Gang Banger

Jerod Mayo

Gang Banger

Troy Brown

Dancer

Abby Goldberg

Dwight Howard

Dwight Howard

Handsome Guy #1

Antonio Sabàto, Jr.

Handsome Security Guard

William F. Scannell

Zoo Protester (uncredited)

Jeremy Ambler

Doctor Gray (uncredited)

Mark Axelowitz

Party Security

Jonathan Kennedy

Modern Day Orphan (uncredited)

Hannah Marie Bailey

Orphan

Myron Parker Jr.

Valet (uncredited)

Tim Blanchard

Hipster Orphan

Robert J. Benjamin

Nun (uncredited)

Tiffany Burke

Basketball Player

Dallas Hobbs

Camera Guy (uncredited)

Matthew Cardarople

Carter Hayden

Baby Curly

Cooper Callihan

Baby Larry

Kieran Vine

Party Guest (uncredited)

Craig Crumpton

Pinkberry Employee (uncredited)

Brent Duffey

Handsome Guy #2

Justin Lopez

Child #2 (as Apple Kocsis)

Apple Farrelly

Sophia Vergara

Snooki

Nicole Polizzi

Modern Day Orphan (uncredited)

Addy Miller

Woman on Street (uncredited)

Katherine Neslund

Upscale Party Guy (uncredited)

Joel Rogers

Doorman (uncredited)

Richard Tavernaro