Henry

Kyle Massey

The Narrator

John Cleese

Mason

Munro Chambers

Christine

Kim Rhodes

Kenny

Curtis Armstrong

Beethoven

Tom Arnold

Smirch

Robert Picardo

Gal in Crowd

Jan Skene

Pedestrian Woman

Candace Smith

Mr. Rexford

John O'Hurley

Dad

Alan Castanaga

Field Producer

Kristen Sawatzky

Shopper #1

Kristen Harris

Catty Elf

Ryan Miller

Catty Elf's Friend

Shannon Jacques

Policeman

Arne MacPherson

Carpenter

Jon Ted Wynne

Woman

Reena Shah

Mom

Tamra Ugto

Stray Dog

John Kassir

Dad

Alan Castanga

Animal Sounds

Dee Bradley Baker

Little Kid

Solmund MacPherson

Keilbasa Vendor

Rick Skene