Dark Smith

James Duval

Mel

Rachel True

Montgomery

Nathan Rexton

Montgomery

Nathan Bexton

Kriss

Chiara Mastroianni

Kozy

Debi Mazar

Lucifer

Kathleen Robertson

Zero

Joshua Gibran Mayweather

Alyssa

Jordan Ladd

Dingbat

Christina Applegate

Egg/Polly

Sarah Lassez

Bart

Jeremy Jordan

Cowboy

Guillermo Díaz

Handjob

Alan Boyce

Teen Idol

Jaason Simmons

Shad

Ryan Phillippe

Lilith

Heather Graham

Ducky

Scott Caan

Elvis

Thyme Lewis

Zoe

Mena Suvari

Dark's Mother

Beverly D'Angelo

Moses Helper

John Ritter

Fortune Teller

Charlotte Rae

Val-Chick 1

Traci Lords

Val-Chick 2

Shannen Doherty

Jana

Denise Richards

Val-Chick 3

Rose McGowan

Shannon

Teresa Hill

Noah

Kevin Light

Mr. Sighvatssohn

Christopher Knight

Mrs. Sighvatssohn

Eve Plumb

Julie the Newscaster

Lauren Tewes

Cockroach (voice)

Gregg Araki

Jujyfruit

Gibby Haynes

Egg and Ducky's Dad

David Leisure

The Scary Drag Queen

John Enos III

The Scary Drag Queen

Nicolette Gato

The Scary Drag Queen

Brian Buzzini

Atari Gang Member

Aaron Smith

Atari Gang Member

Tres Trash Temperilli

Atari Gang Member

Sara Jane

What

Devon Odessa

Ever

Staci Keanan

Surf

Keith Brewer

Ski

Derek Brewer

The Alien

Roscoe

The Photographer

Stéphane Sednaoui

Drunk Skinhead

Peter Alexander

Pukeboy

Brian Heinberg