Roland T. Flakfizer

John Turturro

Rocco Melonchek

Mel Smith

Jacques

Bob Nelson

Blonde

Teri Copley

Lillian Oglethorpe

Nancy Marchand

Roberto Volare

George de la Peña

Edmund Lazlo

John Savident

Lisa Le Baron

Juli Donald

Alan Grant

Spike Alexander

Messenger

Eddie Griffin

Donna Isaacson

Dancer #1

Katherine LaNasa

John Lyons

Doctor

Franklin Cover

Pedestrian

Irene Olga Lopez

Cop

Thomas Mikal Ford

Cop

Matthew Sussman

Usherette

Anita Dangler

Woman with Program

Charlotte Zucker

Janitor

Billy Beck

L.A. Stage Manager

Max Alexander

Conductor

Sam Krachmalnick

Theatre Janitor

Dick Corman

Stage Hand

Jim Smith

Stage Hand

Dennis Dugan

Rob

Dick Monday

Nurse

Louisa Abernathy

Kid

Michael Ciotti

Father

Gary Grossman

Nurse

Kathleen Doyle

Jailor

Richardson Morse

Precinct Cop

Jason Ross-Azikiwe

Good Morning Usher

Marion Dugan

N.Y. Stage Manager

Charles Dugan

Stuffy Patron

Barbara Schillaci

Chauffeur

Eric Poppick

Nurse

Corki Grazer

Singing Lobster Gram

Mark Pitta

Ballet Dancer (uncredited)

Jessica Biscardi