Deputy Larry Stalder

Larry the Cable Guy

Madeleine

Ivana Miličević

Alonzo Moseley

Yaphet Kotto

Connie

Jenny McCarthy

Arthur Grimsley

Peter Stormare

Wilford Duvall

Eric Roberts

Dr. Rondog 'Doc' Savage

Joe Mantegna

Norm

Sean Bridgers

Sheriff Smoot

Richard Bull

Mark Bedell

Kurt Naebig

Elmer

J. David Moeller

Bo

Will Clinger

Gus

Omar Kent Dykes

Tater

Reno Collier

Gus

Omar Dykes

Agent Orange / MIB #1

Dan Waller

MIB No.2

Rick LeFevour

MIB No.3

Joe Caballero

MIB #2

Rick Le Fevour

MIB #3

Joseph Luis Caballero

Omar

Gerry Bednob

TSA Woman

Claudia Michelle Wallace

TSA Supervisor

Emir Yonzon

TSA Dog Handler

Gary Tippett

TSA Expert

Jesse Dabson

Vibiana

Jessica Orr

Vibiana

Jessica Grace Orr

Young Boy

Michael Carner

Morgana

Gail Rastorfer

Lillian Grimoire

Lynnette Gaza

Pretty Secretary (uncredited)

Angelina Lyubomirova