Riko

Adam Deacon

Kane

Jazzie Zonzolo

Tamara

Leomie Anderson

Di Brookes

Jennifer Saunders

Crack Ed

Ed Sheeran

Leo DeMarco

Danny Sapani

Tyreese DeMarco

Richie Campbell

Self

Charlie Sloth

Nurse

Denise Van Outen

Rowanda

London Hughes

PC Ian

Vas Blackwood

Ambulance Worker

Tamzin Outhwaite

Sarah

Jaime Winstone

Shotti

Kobna Holdbrook-Smith

PC Williams

Babatunde Aléshé

Krzysztof

Peter Serafinowicz

Murkleman

Jammer

Killi

Megaman

Self

Jeremy Corbyn

Self

Ella Vaday

Cockney Woman

Linda Robson

Club Manager

Lee Westwick

PC Bill

Barry McNicholl

Self

Lethal Bizzle

Random Customer in Bank

Kevin Bishop

Random Lady in Bank

Rosie Jones

Tasha

Red Madrell

Pinky Patel

Bhasker Patel

Clint

Tayo Jarrett

Omar

Suspect

Pudi Patel

Humza Arshad

PJ Patel

Jas Steven Singh

Panji Patel

Asheq Akhtar

Dwayne

Arnold Jorge

Pola

Ruxandra Porojnicu

Traffic Attendant

Eddie Kadi

Posh Girl in Bank

Greta Hansen

Self

Rapman

Neighbour Lady

Laura Curnick

(Uncredited)

Swaylee Loughnane

(Uncredited)

Hiten Patel

Police - Armed Police

Paul Blackwell

Ekran Mustafa

Andrew Lawden

Fahad Salman

Natalie Cousteau