Tony Costello

Stephen Rea

Hughie

Billy Connolly

Les Wickes

Jimmy Nail

David 'Beano' Baggot

Timothy Spall

Ray Simms

Bill Nighy

Karen Knowles

Juliet Aubrey

Astrid Simms

Helena Bergström

Brian Lovell

Bruce Robinson

Luke Shand

Hans Matheson

Clare Knowles

Rachael Stirling

Neil Gaydon

Phil Daniels

Limo Driver

Philip Davis

Lady in Black

Frances Barber

Zoë

Zoë Ball

Young Karen

Virginia Clay

Gary

Andy Nichol

Hockney

Francis Magee

Young Hughie

Luke Garrett

Young Beano

Sean McKenzie

Not Morrissey

Justin Gratton

Young Ray

Rupert Penry-Jones

Jason

Delroy Atkinson

Young Brian

Matthew Finney

Steve Greenblatt

Julian Sims

Young Les

Alex Palmer

Young Tony

Gavin Kennedy

Young Keith

Lee Williams

Not Morrissey

Justin Grattan

Kevin

Peter Baynham

Waitress 1

Margaret Blakemore

Waitress No. 2

Candida Gubbins

Camille

Alphonsia Emmanuel

Natasha

Mikayla Jones

Adam

Jason Green

Apprentice

Christopher Wild

Pizza Boy

Dean Lennox Kelly

Dutch Kid

Mackenzie Crook

Dutch Hitch-Hiker

Donna Air

Club 4 Owner

Ralph Van Dijk

Dutch Receptionist

Sabina Michael

Dutch Local

Steve Ubels

Clive

Danny Webb

Tax Woman

Anita Carey

Tax Inspector

David Henry

Female Reporter

Daisy Donovan

Snotty Reporter

Bruce Byron

Dutch Policeman

Jeffrey Harmer

Mrs. Baggot

Sheila Reid

Dutch Lady

Leelo Ross

Senior Executive

Brian Capron

Spanish Barman

Luke D'Silva

Hugh's Dutch Girlfriend (uncredited)

Anneka Svenska