Abraxas
Jesse Ventura
Sonia
Marjorie Bransfield
Secundus
Sven-Ole Thorsen
Dar
Damian Lee
Tommy
Francis Mitchell
Hite
Jerry Levitan
Carl
Ken Quinn
Principal Latimer
James Belushi
Abraxas' Answer Box (voice)
Marilyn Lightstone
Secundus' Answer Box (voice)
Moses Znaimer
Sonia's Father
Robert Nasmith
Sonia's Mother
Kris Michaels
Doctor
Sonja Belliveau
Registry Clerk
Layne Coleman
School Secretary
Erica Heenan
Camper Dad/Marty
John Blackwood
Camper Mom/Bambi
Rae Johnson
Second Waitress
Kate Healey
Camper Son
Adrian Burnett
Teacher
Chris Wilson
Maxie
Al Timmer
Sheriff Sharp
Michael Copeman
Garage Owner
Michael Scherer
First Waitress
Ellen Dubin
Deputy White
David Mitchell
Cocky Youth
Johnny Askwith