Bill

William Shatner

Robert

Rafer Weigel

Mark

Eric McCormack

Claire

Audie England

Sean

Patrick Van Horn

Dan

Jonathan Slavin

Eric

Phil LaMarr

Richard

Thomas Hobson

Tricia

Jennifer Sommerfeld

Marlena

Deborah Van Valkenburgh

Gail

Marilyn Kentz

Leila

Lori Lively

Laura

Holly Gagnier

Tricia

Jennifer Sommerfield

Andrew

Russell Young

Schweiger

Daniel Schweiger

Suzanne Crawford

Ellie Cornell

Mort Berg

Carl Bressler

Ticket Taker

Phyllis Franklin

Hal Pittman

Joey D. Vieira

Young Robert

Spencer Klein

Young Mark

Ethan Glazer

Illa

Diana Cignoni

Astrid

Annika Brindley

Brian

David Starzyk

`The Munchkin' Beth

Mandy Ingber

Munchkin Beth

Amanda Ingber

Ira

Mark Altman

Curly Blonde Kid

Ira Tyler Binkley

Mike

Mickey Cassidy

Beach Babe Bimbo

Stacy Rosman

Young Kevin

Brandon Kleyla

Hostess

Meika Cooper

Mexican Waitress

Latricia Cruz

Menage Girl

Kiera D'Andra

Space Age Waitress

Andrea Evers

Mexican Waitress (as Letricia Cruz)

Tricia Cruz

Sharon

Sharon Leibouir

Kevin

Dan Montano

Parker

Dave Parker

Ellie

Shawn Pelofsky

Ticket Taker

Phyllis Rankin

Topless Beauty

Stacy Rossman

Gabrielle

Gabrielle Stanton

Cousin Ira

Mark A. Altman

Groover

Mark Gottwald

Outraged Patroness

Michelle Meyer

Obsessed Fan

Alan Spencer

Tiberius

Daren Dochterman

Alexander

Dan Madsen

Rated's Posse

Freddie Rhone

Rated's Posse

Keith Lawson

Curly Blonde Kid

Tyler Binkley

Additional Voices (voice)

Lukas Kendall

Additional Voices (voice)

Paul Salamoff