Mary Elizabeth Cep/Lola

Lindsay Lohan

Ella Gerard

Alison Pill

Stu Wolff

Adam Garcia

Karen

Glenne Headly

Carla Santini

Megan Fox

Sam

Eli Marienthal

Miss Baggoli

Carol Kane

Robin

Barbara Mamabolo

Mrs. Gerard

Sheila McCarthy

Calum

Tom McCamus

Mr. Gerard

Richard Fitzpatrick

Sgt. Rose

Alison Sealy-Smith

Marcia

Ashley Leggat

Sgt. Rose

Sheila Sealy-Smith

Paige

Maggie Oskam

Paula

Rachael Oskam

Steve

Adam MacDonald

Slimy Guy

Gerry Quigley

Colonel Pickering

Connor Lynch

Andy

Kyle Kassardjian

Doorman

Kevin Brown

Ticket Taker

Pedro Miguel Arce

Lentigo

Bruce McFee

Waitress

Diane Douglass

Man at Party

Courtney Taylor-Taylor

Man at Party

Courtney Alan Taylor

Sheila Smith

Negus the Dog

Zoe

Female Chorus Dancer

Amanda Balen

Female Chorus Dancer (as Tracey Armstrong)

Tre Armstrong

Female Chorus Dancer

Rochelle LaBrecque

Male Chorus Dancer

Greg Farkas

Male Chorus Dancer

Graeme Goodhall

Male Chorus Dancer

Jesse Weafer

Male Chorus Dancer

Carlos Bustamante

Male Chorus Dancer

Josh Feldman

Male Chorus Dancer

Michael Riccio

Choir

Melissa Bathory

Choir

Sheldon Smith*