President Skroob/Yogurt

Mel Brooks

Barfolemew "Barf"

John Candy

Lord Dark Helmet

Rick Moranis

Princess Vespa

Daphne Zuniga

Captain Lone Starr

Bill Pullman

King Roland

Dick Van Patten

Dot Matrix (voice)

Joan Rivers

Colonel Sandurz

George Wyner

Radar Technician

Michael Winslow

Dot Matrix

Lorene Yarnell

Kane

John Hurt

Minister

Ronny Graham

Dot Matrix

Lorene Yarnell Jansson

Prince Valium

Jim J. Bullock

Radio Operator

Sal Viscuso

Commanderette Zircon

Leslie Bevis

Major Asshole

Jim Jackman

Laser Gunner

Mike Pniewski

Dr. Schlotkin

Sandy Helberg

Captain of the Guard

Stephen Tobolowsky

Snotty

Jeff MacGregor

Magnetic Beam Operator

Henry Kaiser

Charlene

Denise Gallup

Marlene

Dian Gallup

Woman in Diner

Rhonda Shear

Sand Cruiser Driver

Robert Prescott

Waitress

Gail Barle

TV Newsman

Jack Riley

Megamaid Guard

Tom Dreesen

Waitress

Dey Young

Vinnie

Rudy DeLuca

Head Usher

Ken Olfson

Organist

Bryan O'Byrne

Trucker in Cap

Wayne Wilson

Short Order Cook

Ira Miller

Guard with Captain

Earl Finn

Prison Guard

Tony Griffin

Video Operator

Mitchell Bock

Prison Guard

Rick Ducommun

Troop Leader

Tommy Swerdlow

Trooper

Tim Russ

Bearded Lady

Deanna Booher

Caddy

Johnny Silver

Nurse

Brenda Strong

Dink #1

Ed Gale

Dink

Antonio Hoyos

The Dinks

Felix Silla

The Dinks

Tony Cox

The Dinks

Arturo Gil

Dink

John Kennedy Hayden

Bearded Lady

Dee Booher

Pizza the Hutt (voice)

Dom DeLuise

Pizza the Hutt

Rick Lazzarini

Spaceball with Comb

Rob Paulsen