Ellie Hudson

Christina Ricci

Jimmy Hudson

Jesse Eisenberg

Jake

Joshua Jackson

Bo

Milo Ventimiglia

Joannie

Judy Greer

Psychic

Portia De Rossi

Scott Baio

Scott Baio

Becky

Shannon Elizabeth

Jenny

Mya

Brooke

Kristina Anapau

Zipper

Solar

Jose

Daniel Mora

Jose (as Daniel Mora)

Daniel Edward Mora

Earl

Jonny Acker

Craig Kilborn

Craig Kilborn

Zipper

El Solar

Lance Bass

Lance Bass

Louie

Eric Ladin

Nosebleed Co-Worker

Michelle Krusiec

Werewolf

Derek Mears

Officer

Nick Offerman

Kyle

Michael Rosenbaum

Newscaster

Ken Rudulph

Wrestling Coach

Shashawnee Hall

Co-Worker

Emilie Odeile

First Bouncer

Egan Friedlander

Randy

Randolph LeRoi

Office Worker

Bobby Roger Poirier

Frantic Bouncer

Brian Boone

Police Officer #1

Gary Dubin

Police Officer #2

Chris Johnson

Police Officer #3

Wilmer Calderon

Animal Control Officer

Brett Rickaby

Paramedic (uncredited)

Doug Berry

Band Member (uncredited)

Erik Rodham Clinton

Penguin Guy #2 (uncredited)

Brandon Cox

Grady (uncredited)

Jason Cox

Werewolf (voice) (uncredited)

Jason Dottley

Sarge (uncredited)

John Embry

VIP (uncredited)

Jason Aaron Goldberg

Bartender (uncredited)

Tanja Kindler

EMT (uncredited)

Bill Mehlem

Man Pushing Dracula's Coffin (uncredited)

Greg Nicotero

Nick (uncredited)

Jason Pierce

Nightclub Security (uncredited)

Hans Raith

Security Guard (uncredited)

Johnny Ray

Band Member (uncredited)

Jaret Reddick

Mummy DJ (uncredited)

Joseph D. Reitman

Police Officer (uncredited)

Brian Rueter

Band Member (uncredited)

Christopher Van Malmsteen

Band Member (uncredited)

Gary Wiseass

Photo Double for Christina Ricci

Rachel Zeskind

Werewolf (voice) (uncredited)

Roger L. Jackson