Hansel Schmidt/Hedwig Schmidt

John Cameron Mitchell

Yitzhak

Miriam Shor

Tommy Gnosis

Michael Pitt

Skszp

Stephen Trask

Jacek

Theodore Liscinski

Krzysztof

Rob Campbell

Schlatko

Michael Aronov

Schlatko

Michael Aranov

Phyllis Stein

Andrea Martin

Hansel (6 years old)

Ben Mayer-Goodman

Hansel's Mom

Alberta Watson

Hansel's Dad

Gene Pyrz

Tommy's Publicist

Karen Hines

Goth Menses Boy

Max Toulch

Sgt. Luther Robinson

Maurice Dean Witt

Sgt. Luther Robinson

Maurice Dean Wint

Fat Man

Ermes Blarasin

Kwahng-Yi

Sook-Yin Lee

Trailer Park Neighbor

Maggie Moore

Tranny Hooker

Renat Options

Tranny Hooker

Renate Options

Singing Boy (uncredited)

Taylor Abrahamse

HedHead (uncredited)

Michael Stevens

Laundromat Customer (uncredited)

Thérèse DePrez

Rabid Fan (uncredited)

Mary Krohnert

HedHead (uncredited)

Shane Mackinnon

Patron at restaurant (uncredited)

Alan Mandell

Singer (uncredited)

Eileen Murphy

Self (uncredited)

Rosie O'Donnell

Renate Options Options - 2nd call girl (uncredited)

Mike Potter