Hansel Schmidt/Hedwig Schmidt
John Cameron Mitchell
Yitzhak
Miriam Shor
Tommy Gnosis
Michael Pitt
Skszp
Stephen Trask
Jacek
Theodore Liscinski
Krzysztof
Rob Campbell
Schlatko
Michael Aronov
Schlatko
Michael Aranov
Phyllis Stein
Andrea Martin
Hansel - 6 years old
Ben Mayer-Goodman
Hansel's Mom
Alberta Watson
Hansel's Dad
Gene Pyrz
Tommy's Publicist
Karen Hines
Goth Menses Boy
Max Toulch
Sgt. Luther Robinson
Maurice Dean Witt
Sgt. Luther Robinson
Maurice Dean Wint
Fat Man
Ermes Blarasin
Kwahng-Yi
Sook-Yin Lee
Trailer Park Neighbor
Maggie Moore
Tranny Hooker
Renat Options
Tranny Hooker
Renate Options
Singing Boy (uncredited)
Taylor Abrahamse
HedHead
Michael Stevens
Laundromat Customer (uncredited)
Thérèse DePrez
Rabid Fan (uncredited)
Mary Krohnert
HedHead (uncredited)
Shane Mackinnon
Patron at restaurant (uncredited)
Alan Mandell
Singer (uncredited)
Eileen Murphy
Herself
Rosie O'Donnell
Renate Options Options - 2nd call girl (uncredited)
Mike Potter