Sidney Lipton/Doctor Hicklar

Michael Caine

Garald Bradley-Smith/Sir John Bevistock

Roger Moore

Willie

Sally Kirkland

Flo Fleming

Deborah Barrymore

Darrell Hyde

Lee Patterson

Nigel Holden

Mark Burns

Inspector Grosse

Derren Nesbitt

Francesca

Deborah Leng

Death's Head

Christopher Adamson

Donna Dutch

Steffanie Pitt

Donna Dulch

Stephanie Pitt

Korean Bidder

Eddie Yeoh

Man on the Beach in Barbados Who Looks Like John Cleese

John Cleese

Sick Lady on Train

Patsy Kensit

Italian Bidder

Nadio Fortune

Car Hire Girl

Alexandra Pigg

Nigerian Bidder

Raymond Johnson

Heath Club Receptionist and Girl with John Cleese

Jenny Seagrove

Iranian Bidder

Amir M. Korangy

Reverend Simkin

Angus MacKay

Lawyer

Robert McBain

Bank Manager

John Woodnutt

Elmer--Tourist

Billy J. Mitchell

Jolene--Tourist Wife

Mildred Shay

Lovely Lady on Train

Leslie Lowe

Husband on Train

Cliff Taylor

Warder

Tony Caron

Cabbie

Drew Millar

Tim

Daniel Coll

Rabbi Blum

Francis Drake

Rabbi's Wife

Cynthia Michaelis

Sir Hugh

Nicholas Courtney

Amy Hicklar

Barbara Dixon-Law

Police Sergeant

Stephen Gressieux

Chesterton

Barry Linehan

Mrs Thatcher

Kathleen Smith

TV Interviewer

Miranda Baker

Mrs Thatcher (Voice)

Steve Nallon

Senator

Bill Hutchinson

The Queen

Mary Reynolds

Ronald

Gary J. Lammin

Muscleman

Julian Moss

Little Boss at Auction

Kiran Shah

Clairvoyant

Margo Thomas

Big Boss at Auction

R.J. Bell

Old Lady at Seance

Hana-Maria Pravda

The Duchess

Pamela Binns

Receptionist in Brothel

Lorraine Doyle

Old Jeweller

John Scott Martin

Pamela

Prudence Solomon

Ronald

Gary Lammin

Girl in Bar

Dinah May

TV Announcer

Gordon Honeycombe

TV Newsreader

Pamela Armstrong

Agent Merrow

Jeff Harding

The Queen (Voice)

Kate Robbins

Farmer

Kenneth McClellan

Cheese Demonstrator

Fiona McArthur

Train Guard

John Lyons

Vault Guard

Dennis Chinnery

Tourist on Coach

Helen Horton

Security Guard 2

Timothy Ackroyd

Duke

Mike Hall

Policeman

Brewis Stafford

Courier on Train

Petrina Derrington

Old Cleaning Lady

Eunice Blalck

Local Scot

Michael McKevitt

Local Scot

Johnny Irving

Local Scot

Freddie Earlle

Alf

Les Wright

Chef on Train

Paul Mari

Security Guard

Steve Jacobs

Waiter in Mansion

Graeme Elder

Waiter in Luggage Van

Malcolm Mudie

Waiter on Train

Peter Clapham

Barman

Peter Durkin

Vault Official

Paul Ratcliffe

Henry--Vault Guard

Roger Adamson

Juggler

Michael Angelo

Juggler

Leif Lewis

Fireater

Peter Baynes

Punch and Judy

Ian Turbitt

Policeman

Brendan J. Stafford