Deputy James Garcia

Carlos Alazraqui

Lt. Jim Dangle

Thomas Lennon

Deputy Cherisha Kimball

Mary Birdsong

Deputy Travis Junior

Ben Garant

Deputy Trudy Wiegel

Kerri Kenney

Deputy S. Jones

Cedric Yarbrough

Deputy Clementine Johnson

Wendi McLendon-Covey

Deputy Raineesha Williams

Niecy Nash

Deputy S. Jones

Cedric Yarbrough*

Chief of Police

Lennie Loftin

District Attorney

Danny DeVito

The Druglord

Paul Rudd

Miss Acapulco

Alejandra Gutierrez

Terry

Nick Swardson

Ron of Ron's Tattoo

Michael Ian Black

Sheriff

David Koechner

Kevlar Guy

Brandon Molale

Deputy Assistant Mayor, Jeff Spoder

Patton Oswalt

Cheyenne the Helicopter Model

Kathryn Fiore

Deaf Tattoo Artist

Ken Marino

Sir Terrence

Paul Reubens

Steve Marmella

Jack Plotnick

Persnickety Desk Worker

Dave Holmes

Glen the Desk Clerk

Toby Huss

Spring Break Dream Girl

Cathy Shim

Alligator Expert

Chris Tallman

Bus Driver

Michael Clark

Tammy

Tamara Fox Meyerson

Drug Lord's Girlfriend

Marisa Petroro

Drug Lord's First Hostage

Kyle Dunnigan

Breen the Plumber

David Wain

Tattooed Guy

Todd Holoubek

Captain Rogers, DHS

Ian Roberts

Tattoo Shop Owner #1

Michael Patrick Jann

Decontamination Guy

Brian T. Finney

Russian Model

Irina Voronina

Drug Lord's Second Hostage

Steve Little

Tattoo Shop Owner #2

Joe Lo Truglio

Tattoo Victim

Kevin Allison

Wrestling Referee

Eric Price

Jello Wrestler

Kathryn Smith

Dangle's "Body Double

David Veach

Wiegel's "Body Double

Mary Castro

Paul

Michael Showalter

Hot Paramedic

Shanti Hall

Spoder's Mom

Mindy Sterling

Clapping Cop

Matthew Budds

Barry Baum

Michael Hoback

Jose Jose Jose

Oscar Nunez

Proctologist

Floyd Van Buskirk

Mansion Gunman (uncredited)

Jason Bartley

Policeman (uncredited)

David Cohen

Director

Ben Garant