Eddie Thornton

Jonathan Silverman

Anne Parker

Kristy Swanson

Charlene

Morgan Fairchild

Sam

Bretton Manley

Grace O'Malley

Jayne Eastwood

Phil

David DeLuise

Simon

Alec Mapa

The Real Fritz

Udo Kier

Fritz Bruchschnauser / Howard Belch

Jeffrey Combs

Magician

Brian Downey

Justin

Patrick Kwok-Choon

Trentino

Brian George

Captain O'Malley

J. Thomas Scott

Dr. Kelp

Colin Mochrie

Film Crew Member

Ian Tench

Assistant Director

Nikki Barnett

Burly Crew Man

Jacob Sampson

Sandra

Onika Drabble

Callie

Katherine Shore

Little Girl with Bike

Aaliyah Arab

Lady at Bus Stop

Marguerite McNeil

Animal Sounds (voice)

Dee Bradley Baker

Duncan

Richard Dumont