Stanley Windrush

Ian Carmichael

Fred Kite / Sir John Kennaway

Peter Sellers

Major Hitchcock

Terry-Thomas

Sidney De Vere Cox

Richard Attenborough

Aunt Dolly

Margaret Rutherford

Bertram Tracepurcel

Dennis Price

Mrs. Kite

Irene Handl

Cynthia Kite

Liz Fraser

Windrush Snr.

Miles Malleson

Mr. Mohammed

Marne Maitland

Waters

John Le Mesurier

Magistrate

Raymond Huntley

Knowles

Victor Maddern

Dai

Kenneth Griffith

Charlie

Fred Griffiths

Shop Steward

Sam Kydd

Perce Carter

Donal Donnelly

TV Panel Chairman

Malcolm Muggeridge

TV Receptionist

Marianne Stone

Detto Executive

John Glyn-Jones

Crawley

Terry Scott

TV Announcer

Muriel Young

Minister of Labor

Basil Dignam

Shop Steward

Cardew Robinson

Shop Steward

Bruce Wightman

Hopper

Ronnie Stevens

Num Yum's Executive

Martin Boddey

Board Examiner

Brian Oulton

Missiles Director

Maurice Colbourne

Reporter

Michael Ward

Reporter

Stringer Davis

Spencer

Esma Cannon

Workman

Wally Patch

TV Producer

Alun Owen

BBC Announcer

Frank Phillips

Card Player

David Lodge

Card Player

Keith Smith

Card Player

Kenneth J. Warren

Trade Unior Official

Harry Locke

Narrator

E.V.H. Emmett

Shop Steward

John Comer

Shop Steward

Tony Comer

Shop Steward

Billy Rayment

Young Chemist

Jeremy White

Reporter

John Van Eyssen

Bootle

Michael Bates

Miss Forsdyke

Pauline Winter

Reporter

Robert Bruce

Young Chemist

Robin Ray

Reporter

Tony Spear

Photographer

Arthur Skinner

Photographer

William Peacock

Truscott

Eynon Evans

Owens

Robert Young

Police Inspector

Roy Purcell

TV Receptionist

Marianne Stone

Edie Martin

Tea Girl

Marion Shaw

Evangelist

Ian Wilson

Empire Loyalist

Margaret Lacey

Union Jack Workman

George Selway

Union Jack Workman

Alan Wilson

Director

John Boulting