Stanley Windrush
Ian Carmichael
Fred Kite / Sir John Kennaway
Peter Sellers
Major Hitchcock
Terry-Thomas
Sidney De Vere Cox
Richard Attenborough
Aunt Dolly
Margaret Rutherford
Bertram Tracepurcel
Dennis Price
Mrs. Kite
Irene Handl
Cynthia Kite
Liz Fraser
Windrush Snr.
Miles Malleson
Mr. Mohammed
Marne Maitland
Waters
John Le Mesurier
Magistrate
Raymond Huntley
Knowles
Victor Maddern
Dai
Kenneth Griffith
Charlie
Fred Griffiths
Shop Steward
Sam Kydd
Perce Carter
Donal Donnelly
TV Panel Chairman
Malcolm Muggeridge
TV Receptionist
Marianne Stone
Detto Executive
John Glyn-Jones
Crawley
Terry Scott
TV Announcer
Muriel Young
Minister of Labor
Basil Dignam
Shop Steward
Cardew Robinson
Shop Steward
Bruce Wightman
Hopper
Ronnie Stevens
Num Yum's Executive
Martin Boddey
Board Examiner
Brian Oulton
Missiles Director
Maurice Colbourne
Reporter
Michael Ward
Reporter
Stringer Davis
Spencer
Esma Cannon
Workman
Wally Patch
TV Producer
Alun Owen
BBC Announcer
Frank Phillips
Card Player
David Lodge
Card Player
Keith Smith
Card Player
Kenneth J. Warren
Trade Unior Official
Harry Locke
Narrator
E.V.H. Emmett
Shop Steward
John Comer
Shop Steward
Tony Comer
Shop Steward
Billy Rayment
Young Chemist
Jeremy White
Reporter
John Van Eyssen
Bootle
Michael Bates
Miss Forsdyke
Pauline Winter
Reporter
Robert Bruce
Young Chemist
Robin Ray
Reporter
Tony Spear
Photographer
Arthur Skinner
Photographer
William Peacock
Truscott
Eynon Evans
Owens
Robert Young
Police Inspector
Roy Purcell
TV Receptionist
Marianne Stone
Edie Martin
Tea Girl
Marion Shaw
Evangelist
Ian Wilson
Empire Loyalist
Margaret Lacey
Union Jack Workman
George Selway
Union Jack Workman
Alan Wilson