Rainbow Randolph

Robin Williams

Sheldon Mopes/Smoochy

Edward Norton

Nora Wells

Catherine Keener

Burke Bennett

Danny DeVito

M. Frank Stokes

Jon Stewart

Tommy Cotter

Pam Ferris

Merv Green

Harvey Fierstein

Angelo Pike

Danny Woodburn

Spinner Dunn

Michael Rispoli

Buggy Ding Dong

Vincent Schiavelli

Jimmy

Glen Cross

Network Chairman

Robert Prosky

Roy

Bruce McFee

Rhinette/Krinkle #3

Martin Klebba

Danny

Tim MacMenamin

Husband

Craig Eldridge

Hank Azaria

Salma Hayek

Wife

Judy White

Bartender

Bill Lake

Henry the Thug

Nick Taylor

Ben Franks

Tracey Walter

Sonny Gordon

Louis Giambalvo

Rhinette/Krinkle Kid #4

Tonya Renee Banks

Senator

Philip Craig

Old Vagrant

Richard Hamilton

Skip Kleinman

Todd Graff

Tara

Melissa DiMarco

Hunter

Dan Duran

Reporter #1

Michael Copeman

Reporter #2

James Carroll

Reporter #3

Phil Jarrett

Reporter #5

Thomas Lyons

Reporter #6

Angela Bullock

Reporter #8

George Blumenthal

Save the Rhino Man

Matthew Arkin

Man in Crowd

Fred Scialla

Man in Crowd #2

Adam Bryant*

Man in Crowd #3

Richard Ziman

NYPD

Frank Anello

News Anchor

Peter Keleghan

Ellis

Rothaford Gray

Ian

Gerry Quigley

Cop #1

James Binkley

Stagehand

Dylan Roberts

Lead Cop

Vito Rezza

Director

Danny DeVito