Felix Ungar

Jack Lemmon

Oscar Madision

Walter Matthau

Detective

Richard Riehle

Thelma

Christine Baranski

Brucey Madison

Jonathan Silverman

Beaumont

Barnard Hughes

Hannah Ungar

Lisa Waltz

Felice

Mary Beth Peil

Holly

Jean Smart

Blanche Madison Povich

Doris Belack

Jay Jay

Rex Linn

Leroy

Jay O. Sanders

Frances Ungar Melnick

Ellen Geer

Millie, the Nosher

Peggy Miley

Esther, the Whiner

Alice Ghostley

Flossie

Mary Fogarty

Abe

Lou Cutell

Flossie, the Grouch

Mary Fogerty

Wanda, the Vixen

Rebecca Schull

Hattie

Florence Stanley

Flirting Woman

Estelle Harris

Truck Driver

Joaquín Martínez

Stewardess

Amy Yasbeck

Passenger

Francesca P. Roberts

Computer Girl

Amy Parrish

Maria

Liz Torres

Little Boy

Myles Jeffrey

California State Trooper

Carmen Mormino

California State Trooper

Chuck Montgomery

Fred

Earl Boen

Jack

Ron Harper

Ralph

Edmund L. Shaff

Conchita

Daisy Velez

Waitress

Beecey Carlson

Bartender

Terry L. Rose

Morton

Alfred Dennis

Detective #2

Armando Ortega

Justice of the Peace

Peter Renaday

Bus Driver

David Jean Thomas

Lead Cop

Daniel Zacapa

Dance Partner

Cliff Bemis

Bellman

Frank Roman

Roadblock Officer

Lonnie McCullough

Pilot

Matt McKenzie

Policeman

Heath Hyche

Cafe Waitress

Irene Olga López

Detective #3

Jerry Rector

Immigration Officer

Martin Grey

Wedding Guest

Michelle Matthow

Wedding Bartender

Mark Thomas McGee

Passenger

Barry Thompson

Passenger

Joanna Sanchez

Passenger

Catherine Paolone

Stewardess #2

Laura Russo

Charlie Brewer

Robert 'Bobby Z' Zajonc

Ball Game Spectator (uncredited)

Darrell Britt

Red Neck Bar Guy (uncredited)

Beau Lotterman

Pool Player (uncredited)

L. Christian Mixon

Diner Patron (uncredited)

Robert Werhan