Michael Malone

Kevin Farley

Gen. George Patton

Kelsey Grammer

Osama Bin Nielsen / Grandpa

Leslie Nielsen

Grim Reaper

Trace Adkins

Aziz

Robert Davi

President George Washington

Jon Voight

Mohammed

Geoffrey Arend

Agent Grosslight

James Woods

John F. Kennedy

Chriss Anglin

Josh

Travis Schuldt

Ahmed

Serdar Kalsin

Judge Clarence Henderson

Dennis Hopper

Jane Wagstaffe

Gail O'Grady

George Mulrooney

Kevin Sorbo

Himself

Bill O'Reilly

Jimmy Carter

Fred Travalena

Rastus Malone

David Alan Grier

Bacon Stains Malone

Gary Coleman

Lily

Nikki DeLoach

Lab Technician

Christopher McDonald

Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton

Neville Chamberlain

Oliver Muirhead

Lab Tech 2

Karri Turner

Young Michael Malone

Jesse Heiman

Simon Rex

Simon Rex

Celebrity 1

Alaina Huffman

Speaker 1940's

Dana Lyn Baron

Woman at Awards Party

Julian Berlin

Boy Scout

Joey Luthman

Airport Security Guard 1

Cocoa Brown

Hottie

Jen Halperin

Hottie

Mary Castro

It's That Michael Malone!

Susan Deming

Rehearsal Actress

Katie Gill

Political Aide

Cameron Goodman

I Gave up an Ass Lift for This?

Camille Grammer

Entertainment Tonight Host

Mary Hart

Becca/Kaleigh

Kaleigh Kennedy

Partygoer 2

Simone Lotter

Heather

Jillian Murray

Molly Duncan

Anna Osceola

Reporter 1

Lu Parker

Airport Passenger 1

Amy Povich

Reporter 2

Jane Park Smith

Reporter 2

Jane Justice Park

Tiny Tina/Jenna

Jenna Vogeler

Voice of Reason

Lauren Lee Smith

Parent

Nadine Ellis

Parent

Marilyn Rising

Columbia Student '1968'

Julianne Waters

Columbia Student '1968'

Christy Williams

Rehearsal Actor

Alexander DiPersia

Professor

Sandi Johnson

Look Out! It's Those Christians!

Mark Vafiades

Wounded Soldier

Brent Lydic

He's Much Fatter in Person.

Brandon Alter

Celebrity 2

Scott Bailey

"Free History Term Papers"

Morgan Beck

Mussolini

Randall Bosley

Policeman 2

Jeff Corbett

Girl Scout

Rebekah Crane

Hippie 2

Chrisanne Eastwood

"Traitor!"

Mell Flynn

Singer

Lisa Fredrickson

Airport Security Guard 2

Allen Lee Haff

'Marines!' / Sassy Sailor

Joe Hartzler

Hitler

Benton Jennings

You're a Disgrace Protest Yeller

Jack Kelly

Nun on Bus

Coco Leigh

Lab Tech 1

Zachary Levi

Thought You Hated Country Music!

Rich McDonald

Airport Passenger 2

Steve Monroe

Marty

Tyler Jacob Moore

Terrorist 2

Joey Naber

Chaplain

Durrell Nelson

Silvano

John O'Hurley

Accordion Player

Norman Panto

Minister 1

Robert Pierce

Mose Malone

Bill Posley

Terrorist on Bike

Oren Rehany

Subway Policeman

F. Lee Reynolds

"Sailors!"

Bryant Romo

Timmy / Atticus

Atticus Shaffer

Subway Terrorist

Sammy Sheik

Policeman (MSG) 1

Joe Sikorra

Village Voter

Richard Tanner

Tojo

Hiroshi Ueha

Hippie 1

Lee von Ernst

Parent

Cheryl Baxter

Parent

Troy Christian

Parent

Laura Fremont

Parent

Michael Higgins

Parent

Blane Savage

Parent

Carlton Wilborn

Professor

Heather Lea Gerdes

Professor

Marcy Goldman

Professor

Ernest Harden Jr.

Professor

Anthony Marciona

Professor

Stan Mazin

Professor

Bubba Dean Rambo