Tromeo Que

Will Keenan

Juliet Capulet

Jane Jensen

Ness

Debbie Rochon

Murray Martini

Valentine Miele

Cappy Capulet

William Beckwith

London Arbuckle

Steve Gibbons

Sammy Capulet

Sean Gunn

1-900-HOT-HUNK

Joe Fleishaker

Narrator

Lemmy Kilmister

Benny Que

Stephen Blackehart

Father Lawrence

Flip Brown

Monty Que

Earl McKoy

Tyrone Capulet

Patrick Connor

Detective Ernie Scalus

Gene Terinoni

Ingrid Capulet

Wendy Adams

Georgie Capulet

Tamara Craig Thomas

Georgie Capulet

Tamara Marie Watson

Bill Shakespeare

Brian Fox

Rosy

Jacqueline Tavarez

Brittany

Antonia Lurie

Cappy Capulet

Maximillian Shaun

Peter

Tiffany Shepis

Found a Peanut Father

James Gunn

Shocked Onlooker

Lloyd Kaufman

Mutant Kid

Lisbeth Kaufman

Harry

Steven Lawrence Loniewski

Vic

John Fiske

Mutant Kid

Charlotte Kaufman

Fu Chang

Garon Peterson

Pauline

Caroline Smith

Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D. (uncredited)

Jason Green

Bluto Fitzgibbon

Peter James Kelsch

Tromaville Citizen (uncredited)

Ron Jeremy

CD ROM Woman

Manon Kelley

Flavio

Joseph Anthony

Guy Who Says It Will Take Him Only Two Minutes to Have Sex

Craig Adams

Fellow with Disgusting Larva

Steve Roberts

Fluttery Eyelids Girl in Opium Den

Liz Ip

Nice Man Hit By Car!!

Neil Ruddy

Found a Peanut Mother

Kathleen Warner

Found a Peanut Kid

Brian Stefanovic

Found a Peanut Kid

Marko Stefanovic

Cop

Marc Manfro

Blind Chick

Charis Michelson

Biker Dude

Merle Allin

Nice Man Hit by Car

Neal Ruddy

Cissy

Lauren Danielle Gold

`Carl'

Karl Unger Jr.

Guy Who Looks at Camera

Ralph Villela

Boy Dancing in Field

Evan Roberts

Giovanni

Giovanni Giaconi

Dog Wearing Visor

Wesley Walker

Carolyn Smith