Nicholas Angel

Simon Pegg

PC Danny Butterman

Nick Frost

Inspector Frank Butterman

Jim Broadbent

DS Andy Andy Wainwright

Paddy Considine

Metropolitan Police Inspector (uncredited)

Steve Coogan

Tom Weaver

Edward Woodward

Simon Skinner

Timothy Dalton

DC Andy Cartwright

Rafe Spall

Joyce Cooper

Billie Whitelaw

Sergeant Tony Fisher

Kevin Eldon

PC Doris Thatcher

Olivia Colman

Metropolitan Chief Inspector Kenneth

Bill Nighy

`Not' Janine

Robert Popper

Sergeant Turner

Bill Bailey

Butcher Brother

Kevin Wilson

PC Bob Walker

Karl Johnson

Rev Philip Shooter

Paul Freeman

Butcher Brother

Nicholas Wilson

Met Sergeant

Martin Freeman

Dr. Robin Hatcher

Stuart Wilson

Mary Porter

Julia Deakin

Mr. Treacher

Tim Barlow

Michael Armstrong

Rory McCann

James Reaper

Kenneth Cranham

Peter Cocker

Ben McKay

Annette Roper

Patricia Franklin

Mrs. Reaper

Maria Charles

Leslie Tiller

Anne Reid

Arthur Webley

David Bradley

Heston Services Clerk

Colin Michael Carmichael

Roy Porter

Peter Wight

Aaron A. Aaronson

Alexander King

Bernard Cooper

Eric Mason

Greg Prosser

Trevor Nichols

Jeanine (uncredited)

Cate Blanchett

Santa (uncredited)

Peter Jackson

Sheree Prosser

Elizabeth Elvin

Eve Draper

Lucy Punch

Amanda Paver

Lorraine Hilton

Tina

Alice Lowe

Tim Messenger

Adam Buxton

Martin Blower

David Threlfall

The Living Statue

Graham Low

George Merchant

Ron Cook

Peter Ian Staker

Stephen Merchant

Bob

Joe Cornish

Dave

Chris Waitt

Underage Drinker #1

Tom Strode Walton

Underage Drinker #2

Troy Woollan

Underage Drinker #3

Rory Lowings

Shelf Stacker

Edgar Wright