Pitka

Mike Myers

Jane Bullard

Jessica Alba

Jacques "Le Coq" Grandé

Justin Timberlake

Darren Roanoke

Romany Malco

Coach Cherkov

Verne Troyer

Prudence Roanoke

Meagan Good

Dick Pants

John Oliver

Guru Satchabigknoba

Omid Djalili

Rajneesh

Manu Narayan

Guru Tugginmypuddha

Ben Kingsley

Jay Kell

Stephen Colbert

Trent Lueders

Jim Gaffigan

Lillian Roanoke

Telma Hopkins

Deepak Chopra

Deepak Chopra

Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson

Himself

Rob Blake

Kanye West

Ye

Young Pitka

Trevor Heins

Cinnabon Cashier

Samantha Bee

Mariska Hargitay (uncredited)

Mariska Hargitay

EMT

Boyd Banks

Cowboy Hat

Daniel Tosh

Frat Guy

Ron Huebel

Frat Guy

Rob Huebel

Sickly Nerd

Rob Grfroerer

Female Reporter

Linda Kash

Assistant Coach

Bob Bainborough

Sickly Nerd

Rob Gfroerer

Deepak Early 20's

Gotham Chopra

Indian Man

Suresh John

Dancer

Liana Mendoza

Nerd

Robert Cohen

Young Deepak

Jaan Padda

Referee

Sean Cullen

Angry Fan

Mike Nahrgang

EMT

Matt Baram

Biker

Garry Robbins

Uncle Jack

Peter Schoelier

Goal Post Judge

Ben Gans

11-Year-Old Girl

Taylor Flood

11-Year-Old Girl

Alexia Filippeos

Sanjay

Shakti Kupil

DJ

Graham Gordy

Oprah Winfrey Voice Double

Michelle Marshall

Puck Bunny

Jasmin Chase

Himself

Robert Blake

Children's Church Choir

Jahlani Bishop

Children's Church Choir

Jahmal Daniel

Nerd

Rob Cohen

Children's Church Choir

Helen Semmunigus

Children's Church Choir

Donna Ellis

Children's Church Choir

Jazmine Jeffrey

Children's Church Choir

Danielle Johnson

Children's Church Choir

Carlisa Lewis

Children's Church Choir

Elyssa Marshall

Children's Church Choir

Jamila Mason

Children's Church Choir

Nathaniel Robinson

Children's Church Choir

Adisa Liburd

Children's Church Choir

Daniel Skeete

Children's Church Choir

Tierra McRae-Spence

Children's Church Choir

Kadesha Webb

Children's Church Choir

Clarice Gillard

Children's Church Choir

Raemiah Dorrington

Children's Church Choir

Zoia Davis

Children's Church Choir

Ashton Williams

Children's Church Choir

Tyra Jones-Hurst

Children's Church Choir

Knikole Frans

Children's Church Choir

Sabrina Morris

Children's Church Choir

Nadine Muir

Children's Church Choir

Alpha Kayondo

Children's Church Choir

Tracey Soman

Children's Church Choir

Larissa Abrams-Ogg

Children's Church Choir

Zachary Jones-Hurst

Group Dancer

Krystal Kiran

Group Dancer

Uppekha Jain

Group Dancer

Dani Jazzar

Group Dancer

Madhumita Sen

Group Dancer

Frank Bishun

Group Dancer

Karun Pathak

Group Dancer

Sachin Bhatt

Group Dancer

Prosenjit Kundu

Group Dancer

Robert Halley

Group Dancer

Sharat Chawla

Group Dancer

Namita Kapoor

Group Dancer

Shereen Ladha

Group Dancer

Nazneen Irani

Group Dancer

Hetal Patel

Group Dancer

Sharona D'Ornellas

Val Kilmer (uncredited)

Val Kilmer

Persian Beauty (uncredited)

Jessica Rotter

Additional Performances (puppeteer)

Frank Meschkuleit

Morgan Freemann (voice) (uncredited)

Morgan Freeman