Jerri Blank

Amy Sedaris

Sara Blank

Deborah Rush

Chuck Noblet

Stephen Colbert

Geoffrey Jellineck

Paul Dinello

Megawatti Sukharnabhoutri

Carlo Alban

Tammi Littlenut

Maria Thayer

Principal Blackman (as Gregory Holliman)

Greg Hollimon

Henry

Philip Seymour Hoffman

Guy Blank

Dan Hedaya

Dr. Putney

Ian Holm

Inmate

Chandra Wilson

Brason

Chris Pratt

Alice

Allison Janney

Monica

Elisabeth Harnois

Coach Muffy Divers

Kristen Johnston

Derrick Blank

Joseph Cross

Mr. Carlo Honklin

Justin Theroux

Dr. Roger Beekman

Matthew Broderick

Peggy Callas

Sarah Jessica Parker

Melissa

Alexis Dziena

Stew

David Pasquesi

Iris Puffybush

Dolores Duffy

Rolanda

Alicia Ashley

Shamus Noblet

Jonah Bobo

Coach Cherri Wolf

Sarah Thyre

Jeremy

Jeremy Chu

Carmen

Angelina Cruz

Stanley (uncredited)

Ryan Donowho

Trake

Wallace Little

Maniaco

Michael Rivera

Teacher

Lorena David

Kim (uncredited)

Christopher Larkin

Mascot

Timothy Hsu

Mr. Herb

Billy Erb

P. John

Tom Guiry

Clair Noblet

Evelyn McGee

Lian

Lian Moy

Olivia

Olivia Oguma

Les Tuckles

Cal Robertson

Wanda

Kristy Thomas

Nico

Hechter Ubarry

Ivette Dumeng

Kim

Chris Larkin

Les Tuckles

Calvin Robertson