Danny

Graham Phillips

Krystal Manicucci

Ashley Greene

Frank

Zack Pearlman

Ms. Greeley

Gina Gershon

Danny's Mom

Kate Walsh

Mary Ellen

Cecily Strong

Danny's Dad

Jim Gaffigan

Konko

Method Man

Anthony

John DeLuca

Bianca Manicucci

Mary Birdsong

Skootch

Bobby Moynihan

Victor

Fred Armisen

Chuck

Michael Patrick O'Brien

Wendell

Jackson Nicoll

Officer Greg

Colin Jost

Officer Wankel

Casey Jost

Griffith

Will Forte

Andrea

Katie Cockrell

Mrs. Bandini Jr.

Kate McKinnon

Leo Manicucci

Vincent Pastore

Dolores

Penny Marshall

Rebecca

Kellie Cockrell

Murray

Hassan Johnson

Health Inspector

Owen Benjamin

Wendell's Friend #1

Amyrh Harris

Mrs. Bandini

Camille Saviola

Self (as Big Ang)

Angela Raiola

The Devil (voice)

Rhys Thomas

Badass Guy (uncredited)

Brett Azar

Teenage Dude (uncredited)

Bryan Burton

Bucks Crew (uncredited)

David Chen