Cecil B. Kaufman

Richard Riehle

Miles Munson

Adam Rifkin

General

Eric Roberts

Dr. Weems

Ray Wise

Louise

Sarah Mutch

Meshugannah

Kane Hodder

Adolf Hitler

Joel David Moore

Larry

Owen Benjamin

Baglady

Lin Shaye

Eva Braun

Kristina Klebe

Ricky

Brent Corrigan

Coach Tuffman / Gravedigger

Tim Sullivan

Peggy Lou

Gabby West

Talon

Anton Troy

Nazi Rupert

Hans Berlin

Ryan

Brendan McCreary

Rick Marshall

AJ Bowen

Margot Frank

Laura Ortiz

Nazi Franz

Matthew Temple

Toby

Corey Jones

Himself

Adam Green

Butch

Adam Robitel

Captain Fatso / Playbear

Ron Jeremy

Drive in Patron / Xombie

Mike Mendez

Zelda

Tania Raymonde

Hobo / Floyd

Miles Dougal

Miller

Ward Roberts

Werebear Den

Ward Edmondson

Andie Summer

Summer Altice

Nurse Unger / Laura

Olivia Taylor Dudley

Hottie on Train

Alice Haig

Betsy

Christine Haeberman

Mrs. Robinson

Audrey Walters

Statue of Liberty

Kelly Divine

Topless Doctor

Sunny Lane

Sexy Zombie

Michelle Maylene

Chubbs

J.D. Lifshitz