Mitch Weaver

Norm Macdonald

"Pops" McKenna

Jack Warden

Sam McKenna

Artie Lange

Travis Cole

Christopher McDonald

Kathy

Traylor Howard

Mr. Hamilton

Don Rickles

Dr. Farthing

Chevy Chase

Jimmy

Chris Farley

Mayor Adrian Riggins (uncredited)

John Goodman

Toni-Ann

Polly Shannon

Anton Phillips

David Koechner

Gary Coleman

Gary Coleman

Satan (uncredited)

Adam Sandler

Ken Norton

Ken Norton

Bearded Lady

Rebecca Romijn

Mitch (at 8 Years Old)

Bradley Reid

Mitch (at 16 Years Old)

Matthew Steinberg

Sam (at 8 Years Old)

Joseph Sicilia

Sam (age 16)

Austin John Pool

Manetti

Gerry Mendicino

Aldo

A. Frank Ruffo

Mitch (at 16 years old)

Matt Steinberg

Kirkpatrick

Hrant Alianak

Sam (at 16 Years Old)

Austin Pool

Derek (at 10 Years Old)

Michael Vollans

Jason

Grant Nickalls

Charlene

Deborah Hinderstein

Frat Guy

Scott Gibson

Veronica

Laura Stone

Homeless Guy at Apartment

Rummy Bishop

Middle-Aged Guy

James Carroll

Doctor at Fat Clinic

Henry Chan

A.D.

Paul O'Sullivan*

Creepy Harry

Boyd Banks

Big Wet Man

B.J. McQueen

Lobby Henchman

Tony Meyler

Saigon Whore

Uni Park

Door Henchman

Shane Daly

Unaffected Henchman

James Binkley

Martin/Homeless Guy

Jim Downey

Homeless Guy

Fred Wolf

Homeless Guy

Wilfrid Bray

Mrs. Murphy

Jessica Booker

Martin / Homeless Guy

James Downey

Policeman

Johnie Case

Policeman

Conrad Bergschneider

Gladys

Kay Hawtrey

Ron

Lloyd White

Policeman

Johnie Chase

Dini Petty

Dini Petty

Mike Anscombe

Mike Anscombe

Foreman

Howard Jerome

Midget Paul

Arturo Gil

Jenkins' Fantasy Girl

Joslyn Wenn

Huge Prisoner

Robbie Rox

Suit Guy

Chris Gillett

Theater Worker

Kevin P. Farley

Theater Worker

Sanjay Talwar

Henchman Jenkins

Trevor Bain

Gord Martineau

Gord Martineau

Opera Critic

George Sperdakos

Opera Critic's Date

Eleanor Davies

Opera Lady

Laura Pudwell

Baritone Errante

Emilio Roman

Ring Announcer

George Chuvalo

Aunt Jenny

Christine Oddy

Crossing Guard

Robert Shipman

Ed

Richard Sali

Low Life

Silvio Oliviero

Low Life

Mif

Thief

Cliff Saunders

Aerobics Instructor

Bess Motta

Aerobics Instructor

Arlaine Wright

Director

Bob Saget