Mitch Weaver
Norm Macdonald
"Pops" McKenna
Jack Warden
Sam McKenna
Artie Lange
Travis Cole
Christopher McDonald
Kathy
Traylor Howard
Mr. Hamilton
Don Rickles
Dr. Farthing
Chevy Chase
Jimmy
Chris Farley
Mayor Adrian Riggins (uncredited)
John Goodman
Toni-Ann
Polly Shannon
Anton Phillips
David Koechner
Gary Coleman
Gary Coleman
Satan (uncredited)
Adam Sandler
Ken Norton
Ken Norton
Bearded Lady
Rebecca Romijn
Mitch (at 8 Years Old)
Bradley Reid
Mitch (at 16 Years Old)
Matthew Steinberg
Sam (at 8 Years Old)
Joseph Sicilia
Sam (age 16)
Austin John Pool
Manetti
Gerry Mendicino
Aldo
A. Frank Ruffo
Mitch (at 16 years old)
Matt Steinberg
Kirkpatrick
Hrant Alianak
Sam (at 16 Years Old)
Austin Pool
Derek (at 10 Years Old)
Michael Vollans
Jason
Grant Nickalls
Charlene
Deborah Hinderstein
Frat Guy
Scott Gibson
Veronica
Laura Stone
Homeless Guy at Apartment
Rummy Bishop
Middle-Aged Guy
James Carroll
Doctor at Fat Clinic
Henry Chan
A.D.
Paul O'Sullivan*
Creepy Harry
Boyd Banks
Big Wet Man
B.J. McQueen
Lobby Henchman
Tony Meyler
Saigon Whore
Uni Park
Door Henchman
Shane Daly
Unaffected Henchman
James Binkley
Martin/Homeless Guy
Jim Downey
Homeless Guy
Fred Wolf
Homeless Guy
Wilfrid Bray
Mrs. Murphy
Jessica Booker
Martin / Homeless Guy
James Downey
Policeman
Johnie Case
Policeman
Conrad Bergschneider
Gladys
Kay Hawtrey
Ron
Lloyd White
Policeman
Johnie Chase
Dini Petty
Dini Petty
Mike Anscombe
Mike Anscombe
Foreman
Howard Jerome
Midget Paul
Arturo Gil
Jenkins' Fantasy Girl
Joslyn Wenn
Huge Prisoner
Robbie Rox
Suit Guy
Chris Gillett
Theater Worker
Kevin P. Farley
Theater Worker
Sanjay Talwar
Henchman Jenkins
Trevor Bain
Gord Martineau
Gord Martineau
Opera Critic
George Sperdakos
Opera Critic's Date
Eleanor Davies
Opera Lady
Laura Pudwell
Baritone Errante
Emilio Roman
Ring Announcer
George Chuvalo
Aunt Jenny
Christine Oddy
Crossing Guard
Robert Shipman
Ed
Richard Sali
Low Life
Silvio Oliviero
Low Life
Mif
Thief
Cliff Saunders
Aerobics Instructor
Bess Motta
Aerobics Instructor
Arlaine Wright