Marty Malt

Judd Nelson

Gus

Bill Paxton

Jackie Chrome

Wayne Newton

Rosarita

Lara Flynn Boyle

Dr. Scurvy

James Caan

Dirk Delta

Rob Lowe

Kitty

Claudia Christian

Twinkee Doodle

King Moody

Patron at Sloppy's

Billy Bob Thornton

Syd

Danny Dayton

Nicolette

Carrie Lynn

Mrs. Malt

Anna Berger

Dexter

Lydell Cheshier

Dexter

Lydell M. Cheshier

Marjorie Zipp

Tom Hodges

Mrs. Bielfuss

Theodocia Goodrich

Shirley

Laurianne Jameson

Pickles

Debra Perkins

Sloppy

Charles Knapp

Raoul

Clifford Streit

Rufus Bing

Adam Rifkin

Elvis

Richard Morrison

Human Xylophone

Tony Cox

Dirk Delta's Assistant

Charles Winkler

Human Xylophone (as Tanya Banks)

Tonya Reneé Banks

Unfamiliar Waitress

Landon Godfrey

Seamstress

Michele Rifkin

Joey

Gary Vonderlinden

Denny Ginkle

Robert Gannaway

Barber

Marc David Decker

Mouseman

Scott Goldman

Cigarette Girl

Ingrid Rifkin

Lady Wrapped in Gauze

Elizabeth Sokol

Basketball Player

Steve Bing

Muscle Man

Tony Markes

Man Behind Counter

Jason Logan

Dirk's Babe

Milicia Kastner

Dirk's Babe

Libby White-Cooper

Human Xylophone

Tanya Banks

Human Xylophone

Cindy Sorenson

Human Xylophone

Arturo Gil

Human Xylophone

John Hayden

Human Xylophone

John Patrick Hayden