Kassidy

Lily Delamere

Simon

Peter Facinelli

Scheana

Jordan Hinson

Liv

Michelle Visage

Hugo

Joaquim de Almeida

God

Luenell

Harlowe

Kimberley Crossman

Nolan

Zack Gottsagen

Rita(as Jay Jackson)

Laganja Estranja

Olive

Thomas Ochoa

Announcer (voice)

Richard Lippert

Stevie

Justin Andrew Honard

Gail

Rachelle Carson-Begley

Charlie

Julie Goldman

Rita

Jay Jackson

Marmalade/Lewis

Kelly Mantle

Guy

Jonathan Goldstein

GiGi/Klein

Jordan Michael Green

Stevie

Alaska Thunderfuck

Lulu

Cecile Cubiló

Kiwi

Manila Luzon

Mrs. Butler

Nanci Burrows

Jarret

Marco DelVecchio

Jenna

Harper Cullen

Eloise

Ellen Gerstein

Carlos

Francis Gonzalez

Hugo Junior

Lourenço de Almeida

Tyler

Denny McAuliffe

Penny Pinch

Vicky Vox

Drunk Bachelorette

Kelly Ann Barrett

Esther

Judith Scarpone

Garret

CJ Marrinan

Mary Annut

Honey Davenport

Bartender

Andrel McPherson

Audience Member

John Hinson

Lucy

Lainie Guidry

Layla

Ingenue

Audience Member

Noelami Cartwright

Audience Member

Kenneth Carden Jr.

Audience Member

Darius Dio

Shay

Brooke Taylor Maimin

Bennett

Zachary Engel

Augusta Wind

JP Moraga