James T. 'Jim' McAllister

Matthew Broderick

Robert `Mac' MacDougal

Sean Connery

Virginia `Gin' Baker

Catherine Zeta-Jones

Tracy Enid Flick

Reese Witherspoon

Paul Metzler

Chris Klein

Thibadeaux

Ving Rhames

Tammy Metzler

Jessica Campbell

Hector Cruz

Will Patton

Judith R. Flick

Colleen Camp

Dave Novotny

Mark Harelik

Conrad Greene

Maury Chaykin

Principal Walter 'Walt' F. Hendricks

Phil Reeves

Lisa Flanagan

Frankie Ingrassia

Haas

Kevin McNally

Linda Novotny

Delaney Driscoll

Quinn

Terry O'Neill

Diane McAllister

Molly Hagan

Chief of Police

David Yip

Dick Metzler

Holmes Osborne

Millennium Man

Tim Potter

Security Chief

Madhav Sharma

Jo Metzler

Jeanine Jackson

Waverly Technician

Eric Meyers

Vice-Principal Ron Bell

Matt Malloy

Custodian

Loren Nelson

Computer Technician

William Marsh

Jerry Slavin

Joel Parks

Banker

Tony Xu

Director

Rolf Saxon

Chemistry Teacher

Larry Kaiser

Larry Fouch

Nicholas D'Agosto

Operator

Tom Clarke-Hill

Girl in Crisis

Emily Martin

Technician

David Howard

Derek - Classroom Student

Jonathan Marion

Doctor

Stuart Ong

1st Security Guard

Ravin Ganatra

Michelle - Classroom Student

Amy Falcone

2nd Security Guard

Rhydian Jai-Persad

'Eat Me' Boy

Matt Justesen

Adult Video Actor

B.J. Tobin

3rd Security Guard

Hari Dhillon

'Eat Me' Boy's Buddy

Nick Kenny

Carver Office Lady

Marilyn Tipp

Aaron Swartz

Doctor

Sai-Kit Yung

Adult Video Actress

Christa Young

Motel Clerk

James Devney

1st Security Guard

Ravin J. Ganatra

Eric

David V. Wenzel

Stallholder

Harry Fielder

Tracy's Friend Eric

David Wenzel

Jillian

Jillian Crane

Gangster

Craig Fong

Trader #1

Kee Thuan Chye

City Banker

Anthony Maddalena

Faculty Ballot-Giver

Jeannie Brayman

Diplomat

Tina Simmons

Dancer

Gareth Taplin

Spanish Teacher

L. Carmen Novoa

Kid in Georgetown Hall

Jason Paige

Kid in Georgetown Hall

Matt Golden

Kid in Georgetown Hall

Heather Koenig

Jennifer (uncredited)

Kaitlin Ferrell

Georgetown Student (uncredited)

John Ponzio

Village Guy (uncredited)

Rohan Quine