Harry Hinkle

Jack Lemmon

Willie Gingrich

Walter Matthau

Luther "Boom Boom" Jackson

Ron Rich

Purkey

Cliff Osmond

Sandy Hinkle

Judi West

Mother Hinkle

Lurene Tuttle

O'Brien

Harry Holcombe

Thompson

Les Tremayne

Charlotte Gingrich

Marge Redmond

Sister Veronica

Ann Shoemaker

Max

Noam Pitlik

Doc Schindler

Ned Glass

Dr. Krugman

Harry Davis

Mr. Jackson

Archie Moore

Mr. Cimoli

Howard McNear

Nurse

Maryesther Denver

Kincaid

Lauren Gilbert*

Professor Winterhalter

Sig Ruman

Nun

Dody Heath

Maury - the Equipment Man

Herbie Faye

Elvira

Judy Pace

Intern

Bill Christopher

Law Firm Switchboard Operator and Receptionist

Helen Kleeb

Specialist #1

Bartlett Robinson

Specialist

Robert Lieb

Specialist

Ben Wright

Specialist #3

Martin Blaine

Interne (as Bill Christopher)

William Christopher

Locker Room Assistant

Billy Beck

Ginger

Lisa Jill

Jeffrey Gingrich

John Todd Roberts

Ginger Gingrich (as Lisa Jill)

Lisa Linsky

CBS Football Announcer

Keith Jackson

TV Director

Herb Ellis

TV Director (as Herb Ellis)

Herbert Ellis

Newscaster

Don Reed

Girl in Teleblurb

Louise Vienna

Man in Bar (as Bob Doqui)

Robert DoQui

Abraham Lincoln (uncredited)

John Anderson

Tailor (uncredited)

Jon Silo

Running Back - Number 32 (archive footage) (uncredited)

Jim Brown

Bar Patron (uncredited)

Daniel Elam

Commuter (uncredited)

Rudy Germane

Cook (uncredited)

Chester Jones