Mr. 'The Guv' Edly

John Cleese

John 'Spud' Milton

Troye Sivan

Sparerib - Mr. Wilson

Jason Cope

Robert 'Rambo' Black

Sven Ruygrok

Henry 'Gecko' Barker

Jamie Royal

Mr. 'The Glock' Glockenshpeel

Jeremy Crutchley

Mrs. "Eve" Wilson

Tanit Phoenix

Sidney 'Fatty' Sibeko-Scott

Blessing Xaba

Vern 'Rain Main' Blackadder (as Thomas Burne)

Tom Burne

Charlie 'Mad Dog' Hooper

Josh Goddard

Alan 'Boggo' Greenstein

Travis Hornsby

Simon Brown

Byron Langley

Debbie 'The Mermaid'

Genna Blair

Amanda (as Charlbi Kriek)

Charlbi Dean

Mrs Milton

Julie Summers

Mr Milton

Aaron McIlroy

Mr. 'Viking' Richardson

Graham Weir

Mr. Lilly

Ben Voss

Mrs. Roberts

Siobhan Hodgson

Julian

Ryan Mayne

De Vries

Ricky Cruz

San Sister

Sylvaine Strike

P.J. Luthuli

Lehasa Moloi

Innocence

Brenda Ngxoli

The Guv's Wife

Terry Norton

Mrs. 'Wombat' Milton

Christine Le Brocq

Marge

Shaeleen Tobin

Christine

Alex McGregor

Hairy Gavin

Liam Magner

Mr. Lennox

John Van De Ruit

Umpire

Ross Garland

Handyman

Bart Fouche