Tom

Jason Flemyng

Soap

Dexter Fletcher

Eddie

Nick Moran

Bacon

Jason Statham

Winston

Steven Mackintosh

Big Chris

Vinnie Jones

JD

Sting

J

Nicholas Rowe

Barry the Baptist

Lenny McLean

Charles

Nick Marcq

Hatchet Harry

P.H. Moriarty

Willie

Charles Forbes

Plank

Steve Sweeney

Dog

Frank Harper

Little Chris

Peter McNicholl

Nick the Greek

Stephen Marcus

Rory Breaker

Vas Blackwood

Dean

Jake Abraham

J

Nicolas Rowe

Lenny

Stephen Callender-Ferrier

Paul

Huggy Leaver

Mickey

Ronnie Fox

Gloria

Suzy Ratner

Barfly Jack

Danny John-Jules

John

Tony McMahon

Traffic Warden

Rob Brydon

Boxing Gym Bouncer

Steve Collins

Nathan

Elwin 'Chopper' David

Tanya

Vera Day

Don

Jimmy Flint

Alan

Alan Ford

Nathan

Elwin "Chopper" David

Phil

Sydney Golder

Tanya

Vera Day

Slick

Alex Hall

Alan / Narrator

Alan Ford

Doorman

John Houchin

Gordon

Bal Jusar

Policeman

Derek Howard

Gary

Victor McGuire

Serg

Mark Mooney

Samoan Jo

David 'Disco' Reid

Drowning Man

Tim Maurice-Jones

Policeman

Graham Stevens

John O'Driscoll

James Tarbuck

Man in Pub

Andy Tiernan

Frazer

Richard Vanston

Samoan Jo

David Reid

Yuppie in Car

Matthew Vaugh

Phil

Sid Golder

Man in Pub

Andrew Tiernan

Frazer

Richard Vanstone

Yuppy in Car

Matthew Vaughn

Director

Guy Ritchie