Dusty Bottoms
Chevy Chase
Lucky Day
Steve Martin
Ned Nederlander
Martin Short
Carmen
Patrice Martinez
El Guapo
Alfonso Arau
Jefe
Tony Plana
Harry Flugleman
Joe Mantegna
Rodrigo
Philip Gordon
Bandito #1 (as Jorge Cervera)
Jorge Cervera Jr.
Morty
Jon Lovitz
Cowboy
Michael Wren
German
Kai Wulff
Papa Sanchez
Abel Franco
Bartender
Fred Asparagus
Silent Movie Bandido
Gene Hartline
Silent Movie Bandito (as William Kaplan)
William B. Kaplan
Silent Movie Senorita
Sophia Lamour
Telegrapher
Santos Morales
Sam
Phil Hartman
Sam
Phil Hartmann
German's Friend
Norbert Weisser
Hot Señorita
Rebecca Ferratti
Studio Guard
Tino Insana
German's Other Friend
Brian Thompson
Juanita
Dyana Ortelli
Telegram Delivery Boy
Craig Berenson
Bar Patron (as Josh Gallegos)
Joshua Gallegos
Silent Movie Actress
Brinke Stevens
Pedro
Hector Elias
Carlos
Hector Morales
Mama Sanchez
Betty Carvalho
Rosita
Benita
Pablo
Humberto Ortiz
Bandido
Candy Castillo
Bandido
Jeff O'Haco
Conchita
Loyda Ramos
Tortoise
Carl LaFong
Singing Bush
Randy Newman
Hot Senorita
Rebecca Underwood
Patrice Camhi