Paul Miller

Ethan Suplee

Brian Millers

Lee Tergesen

Money Maker

Reno Wilson

CIA Agent

Donnie Wahlberg

Lenore Millers

Lauren Stamile

Commercial Star

Jenny McCarthy

Edna Millers

Joyce Bulifant

Raymond Deluco

Lukas Haas

Kim Millers

Laura-Leigh

Jamie Dempsy

Cameron Van Hoy

Brown Finger

Margaret Cho

Dalmat

Ray Abruzzo

Himself

Akon

Fake Akon

Michael Blackson

Dr. Evans

Andrew Bowen

Hot Mama

Barbara Ann Moore

Flight Attendant

Kelly Noonan

Fireman

Matt Knudsen

News Reporter

Lauren Gores

Old Man

Monty Cox

Little Girl

Julia Kate Rappaport

Pharmacist

Danny Jacobs

Store Manager

Da'Vone McDonald

Joe

Whitmer Thomas

Stoner #1

Eli Bildner

Stoner #2

Ben Pace

Party Girl #1

JC Coccoli

Party Girl #2

Krista Kalmus

Party Girl #3

Deborah Herrera

Party Patron #1

Harel Calderon

Jimmy

Jake McLean

Albanian Thug #1

Sam Upton

Albanian Thug #2

Ido Mor

Albanian Thug #3

Nick Hermz

Albanian Thug #2

Ido Ezra

Albanian Thug #4

Koby Azarly

Albanian Thug #5

Nick Gracer

Albanian Thug #6

Ken Mareno

Receptionist

Marianne Taylor

Sue

Deborah Baker Jr.

Raja

Nik Dodani

All 3 Shih Tzus (uncredited)

Bonny

Mr. Vialis (uncredited)

Robert L. Wilson

Shopper (uncredited)

Jennifer Rikert Wolski

Housekeeper (uncredited)

Sian Vilaire

Albanian Thug #8 (uncredited)

Aleksey Solodov