Bling Bling

Ja Rule

Todd Anderson

Storm P

Leroy

Tim Meadows

Lady Em

Jenifer Lewis

Wes

Jonathan Silverman

Brittany

Meagan Good

Mrs. Crowley

Farrah Fawcett

Becky

Eve

Wheezer

Roberto Vanderpool

Wheezer

Ruperto Vanderpool

JoJo Anderson

Frankie Faison

Judge Crowley

Danny Glover

Security Officer

Queen Latifah

Poo Salesman/Marquis

Vincent Pastore

Jamal Washington

Kevin Phillips

Frank Washington

Reg E. Cathey

Butler

Gerry Bamman

Grandpa

Carl Wright

Nettie Washington

Rita Owens

Elton Brand

Elton Brand

Ms. Peters

Marci Reed

Reporter #2

Wendy Williams

Willie

Jerod Mixon

Marv Albert

Marv Albert

Mark Cuban

Mark Cuban

Nelson

Jamal Mixon

Elton Rand

Elton Rand

Baron Davis

Baron Davis

Little Dee

Denee Busby

Jasper

Godfrey

Police Officer

Alex Avant

Jerome

Shawn Andrew

Olivier

Jesse May

Ms. Peters

Marci Reid

Police Chief

Marc Plastrik

B-Ball Player

Russ Russo

Cassie

Dhonna Harris Goodale

Sven

Lance Spellerberg

Young Nettie (uncredited)

Maria Soccor

Mrs. Atwater

Peggy Cosgrave

Commissioner

William Stone Mahoney

A.J.

Walter Simpson III

Wayne

Wilhelm Lewis

Clerk

Deep Katdare

Reporter #1

Thomas James O'Leary

Grade School Todd (as Otis K. Best III)

Otis Best

Young Cousin

Divine Compere

Light Skinned Boy

Hasani Houston

Grade School Bling Bling

Alice Wright

Lance Rivera

Grade School Wheezer

Rodney Henry Jr.