J.T. Spaulding

Sid Haig

Otis B. Driftwood

Bill Moseley

Baby Firefly / Vera-Ellen

Sheri Moon Zombie

Charlie Altamont

Ken Foree

Sheriff Wydell

William Forsythe

Tiny Firefly

Matthew McGrory

Mother Firefly

Leslie Easterbrook

Roy Sullivan

Geoffrey Lewis

Gloria Sullivan

Priscilla Barnes

Officer Ray Dobson

Dave Sheridan

Wendy Banjo

Kate Norby

Adam Banjo

Lew Temple

Rondo

Danny Trejo

Billy Ray Snapper

Diamond Dallas Page

Billy Ray Snapper

Page Falkinburg Jr.

Candy

Elizabeth Daily

Mrs. Altamont

Deborah Van Valkenburgh

Jimmy

Brian Posehn

Clevon

Michael Berryman

Lieutenant George Wydell

Tom Towles

Susan

P.J. Soles

Sheriff Ken Dwyer

Steve Railsback

Rufus 'R.J.' Firefly Jr

Tyler Mane

Fanny

Ginger Lynn Allen

Abbie

Mary Woronov

Morris Green

Daniel Roebuck

Dr. Bankhead

Duane Whitaker

Fanny

Ginger Lynn

Darrell

Michael 'Red Bone' Alcott

Coggs

Chris Ellis

Maria

Jossara Jinaro

Officer with Gas Mask (uncredited)

Kane Hodder

Otis' Victim (uncredited)

Jessica Helmer

Ruth

Juanita Guzman

Jamie

Jordan Del Spina

Bubba

Kelvin Brown

Anchorman

Glenn Taranto

Medical Examiner

Mike Bellesfield

Documentary Narrator

Richard Epcar

Scared Guy

Nicholas Marino

The Guardian

Alex Revan

Debbie

Rosario Dawson

Candy

Natasha Lyonne

Jolene

Lorena Mena

Marty Walker

Robert Trebor

Darrell

Michael "Red Bone" Alcott

Turk Murphy

Sean Murphy

Jamie

Jordan Orr

(Voice)

Richard Cansino

(Voice)

Joe Cappelletti

(Voice)

Kathleen Gati

(Voice)

Steve Kramer

(Voice)

Lex Lang