James

Simon Phillips

Ian

Richard E. Grant

Dr. Learner

Billy Murray

Ampersand

Craig Conway

Hannah

Gemma Atkinson

Dr. Learner

Colin Salmon

Patch

Stephanie Leonidas

Kirsty

Keeley Hazell

Adam

Martin Compston

Zeus

Martin Kemp

Lisa

Sheridan Smith

Hands Henry

Neil Maskell

Emma

Nicola Posener

Christina

Jill Halfpenny

Jenny

Rita Ramnani

Mr. Johnson

David Easter

Neil

Dominic Burns

Zara

Adele Silva

Brazilian Party Girl

Marcia Do Vales

Pretty Party Girl

Stephanie Knight

Demi-Goddess (uncredited)

Johanna Thea