Lionel Carpenter

Billy Crystal

Dr. Roger Vidal

Paul Lynde

Segoynia Savaka

Joan Prather

Sergeant Danny Bonhoff

Alex Rocco

Mrs. Carpenter

Doris Roberts

Madam Marie

Imogene Coca

President Of The United States

George Gobel

Gypsy Grandmother / Dr. D & C Fishbine

Roddy McDowall

Sobbing Sailor

Adam Anderson

First Newscaster

Richard Deacon

Nurse Tunn

Alice Ghostley

Second Newscaster

Edward Ansara

Anthropologist

Jane Connell

Wino Brother

Gino Ardito

Dr. Julius Lasse-Braun

Keene Curtis

US President's Wife

Fannie Flagg

Second Secret Serivce Man

Lawrence Bame

Segoynia's Father

Norman Fell

The Pope

Jack Fletcher

Mystery Lady

Sheree North

Lester

Billy Barty

Cousin Claire

Charlotte Rae

Bunny

Peggy Blow

Umbuto

Jimmie Walker

Taxi Driver

Roosevelt Grier

Dr. Mario Lowell

Murray Matheson

Berkowitz

Steve Bluestein

Bust Developing Lady

Suzanne Buhrer

Frail Old Lady

May Boss

Minister

Tom Poston

Second Nurse

Joan Rivers

First Secret Service Man

Warren Burton

The Queen of England

Charles Pierce

Chinese Leader

Sab Shimono

Pashima

Valerie Curtin

Intern

William Callaway

Melody Carpenter

Mary Steelsmith

Misha

Hamilton Camp

Dr. Briscoe

Ron Rifkin

Chinese Soldier

Allan Chinn

Stand-Up Comic (uncredited)

Larry Gelman

First Dancing Lady

Patience Cleveland

Little Girl (uncredited)

Melissa Rivers

Mary Steenburgen

Sailor

Michael Keaton

Second Presidential Aide

Charles Cooper

Man in Crowd

Edwin Craig

Cardinal

Francis De Sales

Mrs. Stockard

Fay DeWitt

Mad Bomber

Barry Dennen

Monya

Peter Elbling

Gypsy Grandfather

Ben Freedman

Mr. Sanchez

Ben Frommer

Woman Flasher

Ina Gould

Surfer

Rod Haase

Woman in Crowd

Tracy Hotchner

Father of Triplets

J.S. Johnson

Shopper

Deborah Klose

Mother

Susan Krebs

Man in Crowd

James Lashly

Soldier

Hap Lawrence

Second Dancing Lady

Sondra Lowell

Hospital Visitor

Tommy Madden

Self

Peter Marshall

Air Force Aide

Jed Mills

Japanese Doctor

Rollin Moriyama

Mrs. Borzoni

Shelley Morrison

Bronco

Raymond O'Keefe

Gypsy Lady

Georgie Paul

Reporter

Paul Pepper

Tito

Henry Polic II

Nurse

May Quigley

Sobbing Lady

Teri Hope

Girl on Bus

Linda Thompson

Man in Crowd

Al Ward

Woman Reporter

Jomarie Ward

Army Aide

John Welsh

Doctor

Lou Wills Jr.

First Presidential Aide

Dick Yarmy

Madam Nundi

Carmen Zapata

Mother of Triplets

Susanne Zenor

Swat Team Officer (uncredited)

Vincent Di Paolo

Woman (uncredited)

Jane Chung