Barry McKenzie / Rev. Kevin McKenzie

Barry Crocker

Aunt Edna Everage / Dr. Meyer Delamphrey / Offensive Buck-toothed Englishman / Senator Douglas Manton

Barry Humphries

Erich Count von Plasma

Donald Pleasence

Colin 'The Frog' Lucas

Dick Bentley

French Stripper

Fiona Richmond

Sir Alec Ferguson

Ed Devereaux

Arthur McKenzie

Tommy Trinder

Hugo Cretin

Louis Negin

Bishop of Paris

Roy Kinnear

Paddy

Clive James

English Emigrant

John Le Mesurier

Cherylene McKenzie

Beatrice Aston

Nerida Brealey

Nell Campbell

Germaine

Katya Wyeth

Rhonda Cutforth-Jones

Marcelle Jordine

Dorothy

Robert Gillespie

Modeste Imbecile

Paul Humpoletz

Cockney Spiv

Arthur English

Marcel Escargot

Desmond Tester

Rhonda Cutforth-Jones

Merdelle Jordine

Scrotum Baker

Andrew Lodge

Clothilde

Nancy Bleier

Police Sergeant

Frank Windsor

Police Constable

Deryck Guyler

Himself

Gough Whitlam

Zizi

Chantal Contouri

Actress

Miera Shore

Ambrose Cutforth-Jones

Lincoln Webb

Alister Williamson

Quiz Panel Judge

Jerold Wells

Quiz Panel Judge

Barry Linehan

Indian immigrant

Ishaq Bux

Foureyes Fenton (voice) (uncredited)

Bruce Beresford