Winston/Toxie (The Hero)

Peter Dinklage

Bob Garbinger (The Villain)

Kevin Bacon

Wade

Jacob Tremblay

Fritz Garbinger (His Creepy Brother)

Elijah Wood

J.J. Doherty (The Wild Card)

Taylour Paige

Kissy Sturnevan (His Associate)

Julia Davis

Thad Barkabus (The Big Boss)

Jonny Coyne

Cheerful Insurance Rep (voice)

Jane Levy

Dennis (The Noisy Slob)

Macon Blair

Mayor Togar

Sarah Niles

Guthrie Stockins (The Wise Hobo)

David Yow

Lloyd (The Hospital Grump)

Lloyd Kaufman

Mel Ferd (The Crusading Reporter)

Shaun Dooley

Monster Garbinger

Spencer Wilding

Toxie (The Bod)

Luisa Guerreiro

Chief Wormer

Atanas Srebrev

Daisy (The Shopkeeper)

Annette Badland

Dr. Walla, who means well

Sunil Patel

CJ Doons

Lee Eddy

Shelly Gooze

Rebecca O'Mara

Agent Sarah Weatherwax (aka Sneaky Cheetah)

Margo Cargill

Toxie Witness

Brent Werzner

Kupp (A Science Geek)

Kitodar Todorov

Sawser (Another Geek)

Sophia Vassili

Budd Berserk (Crazy/Dangerous)

Julian Kostov

Wally, the Butler

Konstantin Ikonomov

DJ Cool Cthulu (Tables & Black Magic)

Neda Spasova

Nightmare Josh, rhythm of madness

Nencho Stefanov

Venus Devalero, sex bass

Duke Nwamerue

Spence, his Shithead Heir

Abraham Lewis

Ponytail, a Thug

Ioan Lov

Keg-Stand, another Thug

Leart Dokle

Incompetent Mob Doctor

Svetoslav Dobrev

Cardinal Rooney

Valentin Ganev

Detective Swofford

Derek Morse

Beat Cop

Emmanuel Todorov

Officer Dingus

Nikola Mutafov

Fritz Cop

Euan Macnaughton

"Cornholed"

Nathan Cooper

"Youse!"

Max Kraus

"Seriously!"

Adam Othman

"Triggered?"

Simon Feek

Louis, the Brave Fry Cook

Owen Davis

Gut-Shot Manager

Nikolay Stanoev

Cashier

Kexin Wang

Distraught Mother

Laura Giosh

Protective Hostage

Ulyana Chan

Toxie Fan Hostage

Mariana Kovacheva

Rick Feet, the Silver Pro

Ev Lunning

J.R. Gile, reporting live!

JR Esposito

Coach Bobby Stanwyck, on fire

Randy E. Aguebor

C.S. Hawley, the Payroll Guard

Chris Sharp

Sad Commercial Man, "thank you, Bob"

Byron Brown

Bike Helmet Kid

Alen Angelov

Bonnie Dimble

Rachel Grode

Zodiac 3000

Dimitar Bozhilov

Student Judge

Mariah Rozeva

Student Judge

Anh Kamenov

Stuart

John Riho

Student Judge

Goran Simeonov

Student Judge

David Kanov